Iβve convinced myself the 2016 election isnβt even real at this point. βPlease clapβ and Jeb giving out turtles that he carried in his pocket?? 38% of Florida voters thinking Ted Cruz could be the Zodiac Killer?? Donald Trump saying he could literally shoot anyone and heβd still get support? Marco reading mean tweets?? Talks of drafting Mitt Romney?? Bernie dancing to Hotline Bling?? Rand flipping the media off?? Ben Carsonβs rap ad?? John Kasich making a bacon Snapchat filter?? Hillary dabbing for votes?? Like, just imagine all the stuff thatβs gonna be put in the history books

















