HELLO!

aCCORDING TO cLUB penGUIN NEOPETS IS A BAD WORD OMFG i’m dyING

I’m just going to pretend that the reason I’ve never been hit on is because I’m just so intimidatingly attractive

“do u want top or bottom” “TOP” “NO I WANT TOP” we fight. i really want top bunk.

“hey lady ur computer isn’t even on”

instead of crying when i was born i said swag 38 times in a row

I JUST BURNT MY HAND ON MY LAMP TRYING TO TURN IT OFF LAMPS SHOULD NOT BE HOT ENOUGH TO GIVE YOU THIRD DEGREE BURNS THIS IS BULLSHIT.

maybe if you’d go outside and used natural sunlight instead of running your lamp for 13 hours straight, this wouldn’t happen :)

OH I’M SORRY IT’S 3:38AM LET ME JUST WAKE UP THE SUN SO I CAN SIT OUTSIDE WITH MY SKINLESS BURNT HAND AND BASK IN THE GLORY OF NATURAL DAYLIGHT.

well this is the coolest thing ever he looks really rad on white backgrounds omg

i think this is what transparency was meant for

Couldn’t not reblog it I’m sorry

HOLY SHIT