The crybaby robot was off crying somewhere.

something has been BOTHERING MEEEE…………ok so in the 80s, you have Heathers. the 90s had Clueless. the 2000s had Mean Girls. what is the definitive teen girl drama comedy of the 10s? 

shitpostbot finally using its sentience for good and ending transphobia, i see

Reminder that you dont have to have an about listing off all your disabilities/mental illnesses/etc to be """valid""" when honestly nobodys entitled to that very personal information abt you ESPECIALLY when you're young.

In NO public space are people entitled to the intricate personal details of your life. Ever.

Lil Nas X being gay does make the fact that his song is blocking Taylor Swift’s performative ally song from getting number 1 even funnier

a gay person writing a song that isnt about gay people still does more for lgbt people than a straight person writing a song that is about gay people. why? because the gay person is an lgbt people. 

cat im a kitty cat and i dance dance dance and i d *gets sentenced to 87 years in prison for unauthorized disclosure of classified information*

in this essay i won’t

fuck you for coming to my ted talk

It’s not haunted or anything Waluigi just attacks all the other tenants with a vacuum cleaner

*sleeps, but in a really fucked up and evil way*

a relic of a forgotten past

You show up for class and the desks are deflating ball pits filled with piss.

If you’re in the Danganronpa fandom you immediately get executed