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Send “frog in the throat” for a starter where my muse has gotten sick and lost their voice.
Send in 🌈 for our muses to be GAY together.
"I do not understand."
halloween sentence starters
Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !
at a party
“I love the decorations.”
“There are so many sexy kitties in here.”
“Am I the only one in costume?”
“I’m not sure if this room is full of strangers or if I just can’t recognize anyone because of the costumes.”
“Do I hear ‘Monster Mash’ playing?”
“Come on, let’s dance. Even the skeletons are doing it.”
“Did someone spike the punch?”
“I hate costume parties…”
at a haunted house
“This stuff’s for babies.”
“AAAAAHHHHH!”
“Hey, can we…go home? Not that I’m scared.”
“BOO!”
“Wait, are you actually scared?”
“FuCK NO–”
“That makeup is so realistic.”
“I paid $40 so I better die.”
alone
“You should hang out with me later. I’m gonna marathon a bunch of movies.”
“[text] Hey, it’s me. I heard banging noises and I’m terrified. Please save me.”
“Halloween?? With friends?? What friends?”
“[text] I just heard some weird noises. [text] No I’m being serious. [text] I need you ri”
“I’m probably just going to stay up all night so the ghosts don’t kill me.”
“I’ll just be chilling with the monsters under my bed.”
“Maybe I’ll summon a demon so I have someone to hang out with.”
“Do ghosts like Netflix?”
with kids
“Don’t eat all your candy at once!”
“Aw~ I love your costume.”
“And who are you?”
“Look, man. You can’t give toothbrushes to kids on Halloween.”
“Trick or treat!”
“Let me check those before you eat them.”
“UGH, why am I stuck with a bunch of babies?”
“I wish it was socially acceptable for me to trick or treat on my own, but it’s not, so.”
with friends
“We should egg his/her/their house.”
“Help me with my costume!”
“TIME TO GET SPOOKY.”
“Are you just going to wear a T-shirt that says ‘costume’ on it?”
“Should we be drinking this much?”
“The ouija board says you’re a little shit.”
“Let’s tell ghost stories.”
“Time to join the skeleton war, bitches.”
as a flirt
“You look so hot in that.”
“After being freaks, are we gonna get freaky?”
“[jumps into __’s arms out of fear]”
“Your outfit is scary…take it off.”
“I came in here expecting a trick, but you’re a real treat.”
“If I was in a scary movie, I’d want to be trapped with you.”
“You–uh–spooked…my heart.”
“I’d let you haunt me all night long.”
misc.
“Let’s carve a pumpkin!”
“I’d be a witch in another life.”
“I wonder if I still have that ouija board…”
“Do you believe in ghosts?”
“What costume are you wearing?”
“Let’s pull a prank.”
“I hate Halloween.”
“Can you tell me why you have an actual skeleton in your closet?”

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More spanking starters
"I warned you plenty. Perhaps a sore butt will make sure you listen next time."
"No, get over my knee now. Otherwise, these are coming down."
"I'm going to count to five, and by the time I reach that, you better have those down and over my lap."
"Paddle or cane. Choose."
"Bend over the couch. Get your underwear down as well."
"We've warned you more than once. You're getting a spanking."
"Nose in the corner, or do you need more time across my knee?"
"I don't care if others are around. You should have thought about that before you acted up."
"I told you if you came before I gave permission, you'd earn a spanking. I wasn't lying."
"I want you to count them. If you mess up, we start over."
"Oh no, you're not getting just my hand. You've earned the bathbrush."
"I'll spank you as long as I feel you need. And then your nose better be in that corner. Understood?"
"Get in this house right now, before I strip your hide."
"I'm aware they're coming over. Not my fault you're still in timeout."
- ̗̀ shit the squad says sentence starters // vol.6 ̖́-
“Doesn’t your pee stream ever go wonky?”
“I have never peed on my own ass.”
“Am I the only one with winky pee?”
“One time I fell down a hill and hit a trash can.”
“How extra and terrible.”
“Did your bitch ass just call me a skunk?”
“ANYWAYS, before I’m more of an asshole – GOOD NIGHT.”
“Is it socially acceptable for me to go to dinner without putting on a bra?”
“Just let those babies hang LOOSE.”
"I opened the front door and the little bitch from upstairs is standing in the driveway playing in the rain.”
“Bitch, did you not hear the sirens? Get inside!”
“Where is your mom you ORPHAN?”
“Sorry, I was distracted by the sex.”
“I’d never get married in a church, I’d catch on fire from my sins.”
“I’m a nosy, drama-seeking bitch, so….”
“I love the sound of a good ol’ fashioned massacre.”
“I saw her sniffing in your trash last night.”
“Go back to 2013 where you belong.”
"The devil put that shit there and he meant for it to stay.”
“DON’T BE GROSS, ____!”
“And then they had sex on the devil’s bible.”
“WHAT IS THIS PORN MUSIC?!”
“Stop talking about ants, it makes me itch.”
“Did her boobs just titty bounce out of the way of a bullet?”
“I hate anime.”
“____ are all egotistical maniacs.”
“THAT LOOKS LIKE A PAIR OF HAIRY RED BALLS BEING SUCKED UP INTO A SAGGY VACCUUM!”
“Eat my ass you cornfield dweller.”
“This takes granny panties to a whole new level.”
“Are you looking up vintage lesbian smut novels?”
“I got distracted by lesbian smut novels.”
SHIT MY FRIENDS AND I SAY MEME.
❛ my god, you are a momfucker. ❜
❛ they’re green, motherfucker! ❜
❛ “your mother”? you sound so pretentious! just say “your mom”! ❜
❛ 95% of the conversations we’ve had so far have been about mom’s. we need to talk about something else. ❜
❛ i’ll be your mom. fuck you. ❜
❛ he’s just…such a fatherfucker. ❜
❛ who doesn’t have a little bit of an oedipus complex? ❜
❛ freeze, motherfucker! ❜
❛ you know i can’t use my right arm, you insensitive fuck! ❜
❛ wait, wait, wait. why are we yelling at each other again? ❜
❛ hey, can i sleep over? i’m hungry and there’s no food in my house. ❜
❛ i don’t know how to read. i don’t have my glasses. ❜
❛ i’m a witch! ❜
❛ dude. you look like somebody who just stepped out of the movie twilight. shut up. ❜
❛ hey, you wanna go get some pizza? i’m not paying, but do you want some? ❜
❛ …you know, maybe you should see a therapist. just a thought. ❜
❛ i’ve never been to the doctors once in my life, and look at me! i’m great! sure, i’ve got depression and my body’s slowly dying, but i’m doing better than some people! ❜
❛ does my depression and overwhelming trauma count as “heavy lifting”? because according to my phlebotomist, i shouldn’t be doing any heavy lifting after having blood drawn. ❜
❛ we can’t hang out anymore. you make me too happy. i’m pretty sure i have permanent cheek damage. ❜
❛ i know that it’s become normal to jokingly insult your friends and all that, but i want you to know i don’t mean any of it and i genuinely love you. you’re my best friend, dude. ❜
❛ this is probably a weird time to get emotional like this, but i don’t know where i would be without you. thank you. for everything. ❜
❛ wait, did i —— did i fall asleep on you? ❜
❛ i would like to be accused of being a witch. i want to be hanged. ❜
❛ i bet you ten dollars nobody is even a witch. they’re fucking with us. it’s all apart of the game. ❜
❛ i’m proud of you. you’re doing so well, and i —— oh, fuck, i’m gonna start crying —— hold on a second —— ❜
Send me “What should we name it?” to present my muse with a black cat they found outside.
Whether my muse loves cats or is superstitious, see their reaction to suddenly having a spooky new friend.
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Creepy Halloween starters — send a symbol for our muses to…
🏚️ = explore an abandoned house or building 🍭 = watch a scary movie late at night with the lights off 👻 = go on a city ghost tour 🕯️ = conduct a seance 👿 = play with a ouija board ⚰️ = explore a cemetery at night 👽 = go hunting for cryptids 😱 = play a creepy game in the dark (ex. hide-and-seek, bloody mary, charlie charlie, etc.) 🏨 = stay overnight at a haunted hotel 🔮 = have their futures told by a fortune-teller ⛓️ = go to a fun haunted house attraction 👹 = buy costumes together, but one or both are cursed 💀 = attend a ‘zombie walk’ 🌽 = go on a haunted hay ride or visit a haunted corn maze
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Harmless Magic Anons
Belled: Your muse has a bell tied to their neck that cannot be removed. Lasts for-
Nocturnal: Your muse suddenly becomes more active during the night and sleeps the day away. Muse becomes diurnal if they are already nocturnal. Lasts for-
Walter Mitty: Your muse has disruptive daydreams that occur at random. Lasts for-
Windows to the Soul: Your muse's eye color changes depending on their emotions. Lasts for-
Mew Mew Power: Your muse now has the ears and tail (or other features) of an animal that represents them. Lasts for-
Snack Attack: Your muse is now feeling constantly peckish and must eat to keep the hunger at bay. Lasts for-
Clumsy is Cute: Your muse is now inexplicably a clutz. Lasts for-
Traditional Outfit: Your muse is now wearing traditional clothes from their culture and cannot remove them. Lasts for-
Gesundheit: Your muse has an annoying cold. Lasts for-
Extra Energy: Your muse is now restless and won't run out of energy. This includes them being unable to sleep. Lasts for-
Autumn/Halloween Sentence Starters
Feel free to suggest conversation subjects for a part two.
“Autumn is my favorite season.” “Do you call it Fall or Autumn?” “I love it when the trees change.” “Don’t tell me you’re not dressing up for Halloween.” “It’s the mooost wonderful tiiime of the yeaaaaar~” “I miss when it was actually warm outside.” “I’m in pumpkin spice hell.” “How many caramel apples do we need? Two? Twenty? Four hundred? I’m buying four hundred.” “I’m having a bonfire tonight. Wanna come?” “If you don’t carve pumpkins with me this year, we’re not friends anymore.” “If you don’t carve pumpkins with me this year, I’m breaking up with you.” “I drank a gallon of cider all by myself. I regret nothing.” “Let’s do a couple costume this year.” “Did you know they used to carve faces on turnips?” “There’s nothing quite as satisfying as stepping on a super crunchy leaf.” “October is when the creeps come out of hiding. Hence, I am here.” “Want to have a horror movie marathon with me?” “You ever realize that the fall smell everyone loves so much is just the scent of dying plants?” “We need to add more Halloweens to the year. 30 more to be exact.” “I’m not really superstitious. I think the whole ‘spirits returning to earth’ thing is ridiculous.” “Whether or not I believe in ghosts, I’m not going to risk it with a Ouija board.” “Let’s go to the Halloween store.” “You know, there are a lot of spooky legends about this time of year.” “Everything just seems more eerie in the fall.” “Ooh! I like this pumpkin pattern. I’m getting it.” “Something about Autumn just makes me melancholy.” “October is the best time for blankets and [hot beverage of choice].” “Take a walk with me. It’s so crisp and nice outside.” “Ah, October. The harvest season. Perfect for harvesting souls.” “Let’s go get lost in a corn maze. It’ll be fun!” “I want a pumpkin spice latte and I don’t care what anyone thinks.” “I’m still undecided on my Halloween costume this year.” “I don’t dress up anymore. That’s for kids.” “I’m so excited to see all of the adorable trick-or-treaters.” “I’m decorating the house as terrifying as possible to scare away trick-or-treaters. More candy for me.” “You give kids apples for Halloween? What kind of monster does that?!” “If you jump in this leaf pile right after I finish raking, I will spear you with this rake.” “Tell me the scariest story you have.” “Do you want to hear something scary?”
hamilton / starter sentences.
feel free to change the pronouns to make these fit!
’ this kid is insane, man! ’
’ the world’s gonna know your name! ’
’ what’s your name, man? ’
’ there’s a million things i haven’t done. ’
’ just you wait. ’
’ in new york you can be a new man. ’
’ you could never back down. ’
’ you never learned to take your time. ’
’ the world will never be the same. ’
’ pardon me, are you [ name ], sir? ’
’ i’m at your service, sir. ’
’ i have been looking for you. ’
’ i’m getting nervous. ‘
‘ can i buy you a drink? ‘
‘ while we’re talking, let me offer you some free advice. ‘
‘ don’t let them know what you’re against or what you’re for. ‘
‘ you can’t be serious. ‘
‘ you want to get ahead? ‘
‘ fools who run their mouths off wind up dead. ‘
‘ what time is it? ‘
‘ pour me another brew, son! ‘
‘ to the revolution! ‘
‘ good luck with that. ‘
‘ what do you stall for? ‘
‘ if you stand for nothing, [ name ], what’ll you fall for? ‘
‘ who are you? ‘
‘ i am not throwing away my shot. ‘
‘ i’m young, scrappy, and hungry. ‘
‘ with every word i drop knowledge. ‘
‘ i’m a diamond in the rough, a shiny piece of coal. ‘
‘ only nineteen, but my mind is older. ‘
‘ i have learned to manage. ‘
‘ the plan is to fan this spark into a flame. ‘
‘ don’t be shocked when your history book mentions me. ‘
‘ i will lay down my life if it sets us free. ‘
‘ if you talk, you’re gonna get shot! ‘
‘ i think your pants look hot. ‘
‘ what are the odds the gods would put us all in one spot? ‘
‘ oh, am i talkin’ too loud? ‘
‘ i promise that i’ll make y'all proud. ‘
‘ rise up. ‘
‘ i imagine death so much it feels more like a memory. ‘
‘ i never thought i’d live past twenty. ‘
‘ this is not a moment, it’s the movement. ‘
‘ we need to handle our financial situation. ‘
‘ i may not live to see our glory. ‘
‘ i will gladly join the fight. ‘
‘ let’s have another round tonight. ‘
‘ raise a glass to freedom. ‘
‘ remind me what we’re looking for. ‘
‘ i’m looking for a mind at work. ‘
‘ there’s nothing like summer in the city. ‘
‘ your perfume smells like your daddy’s got money. ‘
‘ [ name ], you disgust me. ‘
‘ you want a revolution? i want a revelation. ‘
‘ chaos and bloodshed are not a solution. ‘
‘ they’re playing a dangerous game. ‘
‘ for shame, for shame! ‘
‘ it’s hard to listen to you with a straight face. ‘
‘ honestly, you shouldn’t even talk. ‘
‘ my dog speaks more eloquently than thee. ‘
‘ i’d rather be divisive than indecisive. ‘
‘ you say the price of my love’s not a price that you’re willing to pay. ‘
‘ why so sad? ‘
‘ now you’re making me mad. ‘
‘ you’ll be back. ‘
‘ soon you’ll see. ‘
‘ you’ll remember you belong to me. ‘
‘ time will tell. ‘
‘ i will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love. ‘
‘ don’t change the subject. ‘
‘ i’ll love you till my dying days. ‘
‘ when you’re gone, i’ll go mad. ‘
‘ i will kill your friends and family to remind you of my love. ‘
‘ any hope of success is fleeting. ‘
‘ i cannot be everywhere at once. ‘
‘ i’m in dire need of assistance. ‘
‘ close the door on your way out. ‘
‘ have i done something wrong, sir? ‘
‘ dying is easy, young man. living is harder. ‘
‘ why are you telling me this? ‘
‘ we are a powder keg about to explode. ‘
‘ i have never been the type to try and grab the spotlight. ‘
‘ where are you taking me? ‘
‘ i’m about to change your life. ‘
‘ this is not a game. ‘
‘ you strike me as a woman who has never been satisfied. ‘
‘ you’re like me. i’m never satisfied. ‘
‘ i’ll see you on the other side of the war. ‘
‘ love doesn’t discriminate. ‘
‘ there are things that the homilies and hymns won’t teach ya. ‘
‘ i am the one thing in life i can control. ‘
‘ there’s only one way for us to win this. ‘
‘ i’m sorry, is this not your speed?! ‘
‘ can we agree that duels are dumb and immature? ‘
‘ my name’s been through a lot, i can take it. ‘
‘ i’m more than willing to die. ‘
‘ look around at how lucky we are. ‘
‘ how long have you known? ‘
‘ you should have told me. ‘
‘ i’m not sorry. ‘
‘ look at where you started. ‘
‘ the fact that you’re alive is a miracle. ‘
‘ we don’t need a legacy. ‘
‘ we don’t need money. ‘
‘ no one has more resilience. ‘
‘ i know that we can win. ‘
‘ history has its eyes on you. ‘
‘ immigrants: we get the job done. ‘
‘ so what happens if we win? ‘
‘ the world turned upside down. ‘
‘ do you know how hard it is to lead? ‘
‘ don’t come crawling back to me. ‘
‘ you’re on your own. ‘
‘ i’m dedicating everyday to you. ‘
‘ domestic life was never quite my style. ‘
‘ i’ll be around for you. ‘
‘ i’ll do whatever it takes. ‘
‘ i’ll make a million mistakes. ‘
‘ i’ll make the world safe and sound for you. ‘
‘ why do you assume you’re the smartest in the room? ‘
‘ why do you write like you’re running out of time? ‘
‘ why do you always say what you believe? ‘
‘ it’s the middle of the night. ‘
‘ is this a legal matter? ‘
‘ you’re making a mistake. ‘
‘ don’t forget to write. ‘
‘ we have to win. ‘
‘ i’ve come home to this? ‘
‘ headfirst, into the abyss! ‘
‘ let’s get to the bottom of this. ‘
‘ so what did i miss? ‘
‘ you wanna pull yourself together? ‘
‘ take a break. ‘
‘ i am on my way. ‘
‘ i’ve got so much on my plate. ‘
‘ it’s good to see your face. ‘
‘ screw your courage to the sticking place. ‘
‘ close your eyes and dream. ‘
‘ there’s trouble in the air, you can smell it. ‘
‘ i hadn’t slept in a week. ‘
‘ i don’t know how to say no to this. ‘
‘ i am ruined. ‘
‘ nobody needs to know. ‘
‘ we oughta give it a try. ‘
‘ talk less. smile more. ‘
‘ hate the sin, love the sinner. ‘
‘ i’ve always considered you a friend. ‘
‘ i swear your pride will be the death of us all. ‘
‘ now is the time to stand! ‘
‘ we’re too fragile to start another fight. ‘
‘ have you an ounce of regret? ‘
‘ ev'ry action has its equal, opposite reactions. ‘
‘ it must be nice . ‘
‘ i wanna give you a word of warning. ‘
‘ relax, have a drink with me. ‘
‘ why do you have to say goodbye? ‘
‘ i don’t have to tell you anything at all. ‘
‘ do you promise not to tell another soul what you saw? ‘
‘ are my answers to your satisfaction? ‘
‘ rumors only grow. ‘
‘ i wrote my way out of hell. ‘
‘ overwhelm them with honesty. ‘
‘ have you read this? ‘
‘ i came as soon as i heard. ‘
‘ i’m not here for you. ‘
‘ you could never be satisfied. ‘
‘ god, i hope you’re satisfied. ‘
‘ that’s one less thing to worry about. ‘
‘ you ever see somebody ruin their own life? ‘
‘ i saved every letter you wrote me. ‘
‘ i knew you were mine. ‘
‘ you said you were mine. ‘
‘ i thought were mine. ‘
‘ you and your words flooded my senses. ‘
‘ you built me palaces out of paragraphs. ‘
‘ you have ruined our lives. ‘
‘ i hope that you burn. ‘
‘ they don’t exactly cover this subject in boarding school. ‘
‘ stay alive. ‘
‘ is he breathing? is he going to survive this? ‘
‘ there is suffering too terrible to name. ‘
‘ i never liked the quiet before. ‘
‘ that never used to happen before. ‘
‘ can you imagine? ‘
‘ i know i don’t deserve you, [ name ]. ‘
‘ is there anything you wouldn’t do? ‘
‘ i’ll be damned! ‘
‘ what if this bullet is my legacy? ‘
‘ legacy. what is a legacy? ‘
‘ i’m the villain in your history. ‘
‘ who lives, who dies, who tells your story? ‘

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halloweentown / starter sentences.
posted in preparation for halloween! feel free to change the pronouns to make these fit!
‘ being normal is vastly overrated. ‘ ‘ [ name ], it’s rude to stare! ‘ ‘ why don’t we talk about how illegal it is to drive without eyeballs? ‘ ‘ i’m just trying to protect you. ‘ ‘ hey look! i’m a potato, are you happy now? maybe i’ll put down some roots in the carpet. ‘ ‘ magic is really very simple, all you’ve got to do is want something and then let yourself have it. ‘ ‘ you are not a witch. ‘ ‘ why can’t you find a more normal holiday to get hung up on? like… arbor day! trees are important too, you know. ‘ ‘ i’ve always said that the movies could teach us so much. ‘ ‘ maybe we could go out for an ice cream. i know my way around town. i’m kinda like the big cheese here. ‘ ‘ how are we supposed to grow up if we’re not allowed to go into the world, try new things and take some risks? ‘ ‘ i bet you get a’s in school. ‘ ‘ i wanna help you fight the bad thing! ‘ ‘ i’m getting that déjà vu feeling again! ‘ ‘ oh yes, we should put on our bikinis and go swimming in it! ‘ ‘ i have my reasons and i will explain them to you when you’re taller. ‘
The Character Wardrobe Meme
Send a number to my ask box along with a character of your choice, and I’ll draw up the ensuing ensemble! (If the character chosen wouldn’t wear the option given… go ahead and sub in something else!)
DRAW YOUR CHARACTER WEARING…
Underwear
Casual clothes
Work uniform
Night clothes
Swimwear
Formal gala garb
Lounging, lazy-time stuff
A party outfit
Date night threads
Something outdoorsy
Interview outfit
Tourist/travel wear
A costume!
Their sick day scrubs
Summer clothes
Winter clothes
Um, spring clothes?
Why not - fall clothes!
Workout wear
Last minute throw-ons
The most expensive thing they own
A fig leaf
Feel free to add, subtract, or alter as you please to fit your character bunch!