Honey, where are my cyborg arms?

I got one game where the enemy team did almost nothing but spawn camp their flag. Barely even tried to go after ours. Junkrat trap and mine, Symm turrets and a Mercy healing the pair. Since my own team were super disorganised and I was playing Winston in a not-so-smart way *ahem*...

-DRAW-

I can see this happening a lot. So yeah. 

Let’s all collectively remember one important thing:

WE CAN ALL MAKE THIS YEAR BETTER FOR ALL OF US. Love your friends and family and those close to you, cherish the good moments and learn from the bad ones.

NuSymm- “Jesus, why does she do SO much damage?! God damn! I’m melting people! Symm is BUSTED.”

1-V-1 ME BRAH. NEW MAP IS GORGEOUS COMFIRMED.

Actually, let’s not forget Sombra and talk about her for a sec.

She’s basically a support-oriented Tracer. Less mad dashing around and more deliberate flanking. Also, playing a whole team of Sombras vs AI bots is oddly difficult. Whether it’s because most people know jack shit about how to play Sombra or because she can’t do much damage without getting into peoples faces...and getting melted.

BOOP!

Also I’m actually kinda feeling bad for Reaper. He’ll have a win, one day.

And half a dozen other dead franchises they have left behind.

I’ll be pretty pissed off, actually.

BECAUSE I’M WORKING ALL WEEKEND.

Also when are the D.Va, Soldier and other balance changes making it to live? Are they all coming with the mid-November patch with the Symm changes or what? I want actually tanky D.Va please Blizz.

As a fellow Dorf Builder Man player, I say this:

PLEASE STEP AWAY FROM THE TURRET.

I’m serious, stop babysitting the thing like it’s your precious baby. It’s pretty disposable. It costs nothing but some small time to build, that’s it. No needing scrap to upgrade like during the Beta, no other resource but time. It goes down? Wait for things to calm down or find an escape route and build another.

So, get out there and fight! Torb by himself is basically a Bizzaro gimped McCree/Reaper hybrid. Pop shots down the range with the left click and blast flankers and tanks in their smug faces with the right click.

Also, Torb’s turret is not a Mini Bastion. Stop putting it in the most obvious spots. (Or Bastion for that matter)

I know you want it to have a wide sight line and all, but any player with half a brain who plays Hanzo/Widow/Soldier 76 etc will just keep sniping away at it.

That’s why you stick it in a sneaky corner or doorway and wander off to leave it to take out aggressive flankers or use it as an aggro device.

Headshot that Hanzo who is focusing on your turret on Eichenwalde, like I did.

Flank that D.Va who is DM-ing your turret fire in the middle of a team fight.

I’m not an expert player, not by any fucking means. I’m pretty subpar when it comes to being consistently good.

But turret characters (Bastion, Torb, Symm) need to be played using all of their kit, you can’t rely on a turret or 6 to do all the work.

...feels SO. MUCH. BETTER. on the Overwatch PTR right now. The hammer speed buff (and the turret build speed with it) are exactly the things I wanted fixing. The passive armour pack generation is pretty nifty too.

But where is my Ult sound effect buff, Blizz?

Where is my comical *TOOOOOT* noise Blizz?! TORB WILL NOT BE COMPLETE WITHOUT IT.