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We have made a few little stamps for other robloxian owners!!! Made using stampstudio by thisdastampdoesnotexist
We may make more if you guys want them :D
Since people REALLY liked the previous few stamps, we made some more! https://www.youtube.com/@Mealwurmz
We have made a few little stamps for other robloxian owners!!! Made using stampstudio by thisdastampdoesnotexist
We may make more if you guys want them :D
some of my robloxians have hair and some are bald! is this a selective phenotype they could carry?
It depends on the age and breed of Robloxian. The Noob breed tend to be hairless, though some may have hair as a genetic mutation. Whilst some robloxians tend to have no hair, they may suddenly have a full head of it. On occasion, many robloxians have hair and then suddenly have none. It's an interesting phenominon.
ROBLOXIAN CARE TIPS - MISC.
ROBLOXIAN LIFE CYCLE
[ID: A life cycle diagram that showcases a baby at the top, which has an arrow pointing clockwise to the toddler stage, then an arrow pointing clockwise to the child stage, and another arrow pointing clockwise to the teen/adult stage, finally with an arrow pointing back clockwise towards the baby stage. The baby stage is a head and small body, nicknamed "pill form" by many. The toddler stage has a stance similar to a dog in a four-legged pose as the limbs start to sprout from the torso. The child stage has four limbs and a body, it's smaller than the adult form and the limbs are rounded. The teen/adult form is your usual robloxian. End ID]

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My Robloxian is bigger than normal? For some reason?? Itβs also like. really angry. at everything. it bit me :( does it have rabies??
Rabies does not cause "growth" of a robloxian Conditions that may cause growth and possible aggression of a robloxian may include:
Sudden hormone increase (Between the child and adult stage is the most common)
Drakos syndrome (A birth defect that can cause scaly-textured skin in red, blue, yellow, or green, as well as making the mouth more rounded, also causes hyperdontia. Many report that those with Drakos syndrome grow larger than their server, as well as being more likely to become aggressive. This syndrome is named after the Drakobloxxer species [Digitus Blockosaurus] due to having similar traits.)
Exposure to different substances
Possibly a traumatic experience, depending on what happened. (Explains the aggression, not sure about the growth thing on that one)
My robloxians keep breaking out of their enclosure. I've tried everything.
This is a simple fix! Look through your enclosure and check if there are any gears such as a flying carpet or a gravity coil. If there are, make sure to remove them. If there are gaps in your enclosure, make sure to keep them closed. If you have a "Path giver", this may also be the issue.
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CARE TIPS FOR YOUR PET ROBLOXIAN
DISEASE GUIDE - CONTAGIOUS
Welcome to the disease guide series! (I got this from as many studies as I could LOL.) Do be warned! There will be images of these diseases so that you can see what to look out for! This is your warning.
1.Egghead syndrome
Egghead syndrome (Or "Eggihed" for short) is described as a parasite (Hirudo Eggihed) latching onto a host, similar to the pokemon Slowking. This usually happens around the easter season, and is heavily contagious. The larvae for these parasites are often found laying upon a baseplate or other enclosure in the month of april, but can be as early as the end of march and last until the beginning of may. Once finding a host to latch onto, they will often hold onto them temporarily until they either reproduce or find a spot to lay their own eggs, which look similar to the torso of a young Robloxian. It is imperative to make sure your server doesn't mistake it for such due to how it can distress them.
The Hirudo Eggihed entices a Robloxian by rolling around or doing some sort of task, depending on the subspecies, which makes a Robloxian become curious and pick up these parasites. These parasites then make themselves act similar to an accessory, letting their mouths open larger than physically possible for the species to swallow the head of the Robloxian in question, using pheromones to make it so the Robloxian doesn't become distressed. It will then feed on the blood around the neck using small teeth that are about the size of a 30g hypodermic needle (About 8mm). It will use these teeth to not only numb the area of attachment, but will poke small holes into the skin in order to suck blood just enough to keep the host alive. In exchange, its hard body acts as a helmet or "shell".
Many scientists theorize that the Hirudo Eggihed was originally a common leech (Hirudo medicinalis Linnaeus), but being in contact with early Robloxians (A now-extinct species called Digitus Dynaxius) and had adapted to specifically go after the Digitus Robloxle species, gaining a hard shell to live outside of water and developing different patterns to captivate a Robloxians' attention.
Sadly, not all Robloxians are lucky. On occasion, an Eggihed can become permanently fused to the skull of a Robloxian. Over time, it's been shown that they become less contagious and end up acting similar to an exoskeleton. Many find that if this happens, it becomes harder for their Robloxian to eat properly, in which it's reccommended to either:
A. Go to your local exotic vet to crack a hole into the shell, or
B. Put your Robloxian down
Many choose the former.
[ID: A robloxian suffering from Egghead syndrome in a temporary holding cage, it has a rainbow suit and is sitting in a small red chair. The temporary holding cage is similar looking to a theater in order to keep it entertained while in isolation.]
Symptoms for Egghead syndrome are as follows: Large, oblong, egg-like creature in place of your Robloxians' head.
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2.Ericasons disease Ericasons disease is described as the elongating of a Robloxians' limbs, usually hands and arms, due to a bacteria that causes the cartilage cells of a Robloxian to go haywire, producing more cartilage within a short timeframe. This bacteria is contagious and named after the owner of the Robloxian who first got this disease that we know of. This disease can affect other areas of a Robloxian (Such as around the torso, the head, and the feet). Whilst this disease is usually non-lethal, one has to make sure that the benign cartilage growths do not try to grow too heavily inside the body, as it may pierce an organ if not properly monitored. These benign growths can usually be removed if affecting the quality of life for a Robloxian, and is a common disease depending on where you are located. The bacteria that causes this (Nicknamed "Er.sonsi bacteria") thrives well in hotter climates, and thus is extremely common around places closer to the equator; such as Australia, the southern half of North America, the midpoint of the African continent, and the higher half of South America. Due to the rise in global temperature, this bacteria has started spreading to other parts of the world it usually hadn't touched in previous years, such as Wales or Canada.
[ID: A video of a Robloxian suffering from Ericasons disease, mostly affected in the arms and head wandering around a section of their enclosure during the night. This was captured by a small camera placed inside the enclosure.]
Symptoms of Ericasons disease include: Random lumps or spikes suddenly starting to appear that are hard when pressed that may or may not break the skin Constant, sudden sneezing fits A low fever A lack of appetite Shivering when it is not cold.
It is recommended to get your Robloxian checked out by an exotic vet, and to also have them check over whoever in your server may have been in contact with the infected Robloxian to catch early signs. If the cartilage growths are too much and are affecting your Robloxians' quality of life, surgery may be needed, and depending on severity; it may be invasive. Luckily, there are tests that can catch early warning signs. These are blood tests that are usually done at your usual check up! And currently, there is a vaccine that is being developed to help prevent this disease.
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3.Rabies Much like most mammals, Robloxians can suffer from Rabies. The signs are rather obvious in a Robloxian, as with many other mammals. However, "Dumb rabies" is the most common type as opposed to "Aggressive rabies" that one is expecting to see. The symptoms to watch out for include: Aversion to water Sudden lack of curiosity/lethargy Foamy drool Lack of survival instinct or placing themselves into danger Quicker irritation Sudden Emaciation
It is recommended to make peace with the fact that it is unlikely for your Robloxian to survive. Disinfect as much as possible if this Robloxian was in contact. Once these symptoms start showing, it is much too late. However, if your Robloxian was bitten, it is recommended to get the vaccine. In general it's recommended to vaccinate your Robloxians against disease.
imagining having a couple of these in a small enclosure of glass and theres a small crossroads set inside and theyre all sliding around going "ouch!" *glunk* *whoosh* *tada* and they only eat small plastic cheeseburger-shaped pellets
they live for about 2 years each like rats and u need to own at least 4 or theyll get lonely as theyre social
Sorry im reblogging this again, because I cant this out of my brain.
Very social, if you take them out of their enclosure they will stay near you and accidentally make you trip over them.
They also like to think they're helpful, the text boxes appearing over their head saying so
Imagine you're making food and they're out exploring your house and suddenly there's a tiny noob on the counter with a text box above them saying: "I help!" And tries their fucking best to help you despite being tiny its adorable really.
They also like being gently squished like rats.
Indeed they do! They LOVE trying to help you when they can, and especially enjoy being given small (meaningless) tasks, so they think they're helping. For example; Give them a coin and ask them to put it in a small box and they will do that for hours without getting bored.
imagining having a couple of these in a small enclosure of glass and theres a small crossroads set inside and theyre all sliding around going "ouch!" *glunk* *whoosh* *tada* and they only eat small plastic cheeseburger-shaped pellets
they live for about 2 years each like rats and u need to own at least 4 or theyll get lonely as theyre social
Actually they live to around 6 if taken care of properly. Stimulation is also a key factor! It's recommended you switch up their enclosure on occasion so they can have better stimulation. Also, make sure to give them enriched diet too; whilst chezburger does make up a large part, they also enjoy things like pizza and chavez tacos (They're easy to find at your local pet store in the robloxian section.) Just a little change goes a long way! Just make sure to monitor them when they have the little rocket launcher or bomb gears.

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CARE TIPS FOR YOUR PET ROBLOXIAN EXTRA - MISC. EXPERIMENTS
Did you know? During a study done in 2012, not only did robloxians figure out how to drive little cars, but they've also been shown to understand the concept of delayed gratification. A server was tasked with bringing food from one area to another robloxian that was placed in a house-like enclosure. If they managed to do so within a select time period; they were rewarded with a cake-shaped treat. Not only did they pass the task given, but they figured out that they could use multiple little cars around the testing grounds to get to the required area faster, all without being taught to do so. They also started to use this for fun, and when more robloxians that hadn't been part of the experiment were brought in; they figured it out just as well, if not faster than the group who were first brought in due to the others teaching them.
The image above showcases a photo of the experiment in question. You can even see the robloxians drive their cars. It was close to halloween, so the scientists made sure to decorate accordingly :)
why do robloxians like to push things around sm ? like itβs not just stuff they can move on their own like cats, but mine will team up just to push something off the edge if i let them
They love teaming up! If one notices something could hypothetically move, they will curiously tell their packmates. From what others have said in reports; in the "wild", they will move large items in their paths when finding new areas to migrate.
CARE TIPS FOR YOUR PET ROBLOXIAN -
PART THREE: DIET
Robloxians eat a wide array of foods, however, I constantly hear questions from both new and experienced owners about WHAT foods they can eat, and what would be a good thing to add into their diet.
Refer to the image above when thinking about the common foods in a robloxians diet. These are often the things that come in every "Robloxian food" package with some exceptions, however not every item is healthy and should only be given on select few occasions as a "treat" sort of item.
Out of the ones I have circled, the items in red (Witches brew, candy, cake) are the items that are treats, only given occasionally as a way of congratulating something (I.E doing a trick, helping others in their pack, etc.). The items in green (Chezburger, Chavez, Pizza, Bloxy cola, and Beans) are items that are perfectly fine to put in the enclosure as a constant food source. The items highlighted in yellow ("Sandwich") are, whilst you can put them into the common mix; it is a common robloxian allergen. Here are other food items you can give:
Epic sauce (Pictured above)
Ham (Pictured above)
Chicken (Pictured above)
And plenty more items! It's also been shown that some robloxians prefer certain foods more than others, and in one case; a scientist who was one of the firsts to discover and domesticate the Digitus Robloxle species had figured out that his Robloxian enjoyed friend chicken, and enjoyed it more than any other food it was given! In the image pictured below, you can see a Robloxian chowing down on a Waffle-like item.
imagining having a couple of these in a small enclosure of glass and theres a small crossroads set inside and theyre all sliding around going "ouch!" *glunk* *whoosh* *tada* and they only eat small plastic cheeseburger-shaped pellets
they live for about 2 years each like rats and u need to own at least 4 or theyll get lonely as theyre social
yes 4 is the minimum u need enough for a real brickbattle (just make sure they dont play brickbattles too rough)
Indeed.

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Why are the robloxians so stupid
This is because Robloxians have been raised domestically for nearly their entire existence, and thus cannot exactly survive in the wild. Think of a dwarf hamster for example; Bred to a point of not being able to survive in the wild due to not having the survival instincts necessary to do so.
did you know? a gathering of robloxians is called a "server"
the left guy is fine btw, its a prop sword with ketchup