i cannot make speeches

I miss being 7 and designing a Valentine's Day shoebox and buying 25 little paper valentines with whatever I loved on them and writing them to each of my classmates and adding a little piece of candy to each valentine and dropping them in all my classmate's boxes and then opening my own box at the end of the day to discover 25 little valentines from the rest of my class showing what they all loved.... Oh to be a 7-year-old on February 14th

The original Number 5 was a reference to how many continents he’s had sex on, so this kinda implies that Lou’s quarantine is being spent fucking like a beast at the Antarctic Research Station

I want to know which inhabited continent you think he’s avoiding by making Antarctica his 6th

This fanfic I’m never going to write is really damn good.

I feel EXTREMELY called out rn.

THE 1ST ONE.

This is almost all my favorite Vines TOGETHER!!😁

*feels sad about something* oh well, at least I have my superior taste in arts & culture

a platypus?

PERRY THE PLATYPUS??????