Forever a Loser

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The world after the pioneers invented toxic yaoi

Ultraviolet (1987 words) by RobertRobertsonGlazer Chapters: 2/? Fandom: Dispatch (Video Game) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Blonde Blazer | Mandy/Invisigal | Courtney (Dispatch) Characters: Blonde Blazer | Mandy (Dispatch), Invisigal | Courtney (Dispatch), Robert Robertson | Mecha Man, Original Characters Additional Tags: Slow Burn, premarital handholding, Kissing, Cunnilingus (eventually), Mandy's parents, lesbian stuff, Mutual Pining, Post-Canon, Workplace Relationship, Bisexual Invisigal | Courtney (Dispatch), Bisexual Blonde Blazer | Mandy (Dispatch), Gay Panic, Internalized Homophobia, Yuri Summary: After Robert decides to abide by HR guidelines and lets his office romances rot, Courtney and Mandy are now both on the market. They connect during a heated argument, moving towards a romance that's threatened by Mandy's fear of her homophobic parent's disapproval.

This ship belongs to the ladies tho

What if Robert and Blazer asked you to be their third but you couldn't because you had no energy?

-(in the final mission) Milton is about to expose Abigail, not Micah, when she shoots him

He was so misogynistic he discovered he was gay. Bad news for us MLM since we have to deal with right wingers in the dating pool now

My cat is genuinely an unemployed bum. How do I get him a job in this tough economy?

I might spend too much time online

She wants to peg him so bad.

was looking for a good RDR2 fic and stumbled upon this masterpiece. 10/10 absolute cinema, can't believe it only has 4 kudos

Then I realized I spend hours a day walking on a treadmill, literally going nowhere, and suddenly I don't feel much smarter than a hamster