Robert Robertson III

This seems relevant since Ill likely be active primarily on my main blog from now on. Ill do my best to check in here and on my other rp accounts but I cant promise anything. Im so sorry yall, my health is so bad right now and Im so stressed, I just cant juggle everything right now and my stupid brain has decided to fixate a bit more on older, more comfort-driven things. I still love Dispatch dearly and will likely upload my writings and such whenever I feel up to it, but Im not too sure if Ill be able to write new things for a while. Please feel free to reach out on my main account or through discord (same username) if you want to keep in contact or keep rping/character connections whenever Im able to be online.

Honestly, I'm good with whatever you two think works best. I know that I'm the newcomer here. If you are still alright with me moving in, of course. I can always just renew my place if need be.

Mate, I've survived living with Sonar for years, you can only improve this living situation.

Haha, yeah, I guess so. I can provide Twinkies, Beef, and a really nice lawn chair.

Best chair I’ve eaten in a while. Mmmmmmicroplastics. Yum.

Why are you eating inanimate objects? First my chair, now apparently Flambae's car??

I’m buying him a new one. I was hungry okay? What, you want me to eat civvies instead?

No, maybe eat food, or small mammals? How are you not gravely ill after eating microplastics and metal? I'm honestly more concerned than anything at this point.

Why did you repeat the experience and eat an entire car then?? Victor—

Because I was hungry. I already told you. In my defense I was bored and I wasn’t the only one eating the car.

... Someone else ate his car? Does he know? Are they in the intensive burn unit yet?

It was mostly me. I won’t tell/haven’t told on them. It was my suggestion anyway.

Look at you being considerate and taking the fall for someone else. I'm proud of you, Sonar. Very hero-like behavior.

Thank you, Do I get neck scratches for being hero-like? It would be a great way to motivate me. I’m just saying.

Yes, you do. Not only do you get scratches, but you get kisses, too. I hear they're great motivators.

*Robert doesn't hesitate to use both hands to scratch simultaneously under Sonar's chin and behind one of his ears, where he'd learned he liked it. He lingered long enough to hopefully get a purr started, then shifted to cup either side of the hero's face and pull him down into a kiss.*

*As Robert multitasked Sonar started purring. Anyone with even the slightest ability to see could notice how absolutely blissed out Sonar looked. He’d clearly reached cloud nine.*

*Robert pauses for a second, frowning at his phone before sighing heavily and pinching the bridge of his nose.* Wait. I'm sorry, I'm just... overwhelmed lately, I guess. You eat anything today? I know speedsters burn like, a shit ton of calories, right?

Damn the fuck got you fucked up like that and yeah had lunch with my older self earlier before I got here

I just gotta object here and say that my clones are fucking awesome. I hung out with them in the parking lot once and they were chill as fuck.

Yeah, but still stress for me considering the fact that I'm marrying you and not them. Their existence is concerning as it is, I don't want some mix-up happening. Or any of them getting ideas.

Dude….. are you saying you might not be able to tell if I’m me or if some clone is..?

No, I'm saying that I'm worried about them getting ideas. Potentially drug-related ideas that could reflect badly on you for people who can't tell the difference.

People should be able to tell the difference. Our fur isn’t even the same shade of grey. I’ve also got sonic stickers on my tie. I guess that would’ve been better to mention first.

You're expecting way too much from people these days. Remember how dumb they can be?

Sonic stickers is really easy to tell. You think that would slip past even the densest of minds?

Hmm, fair enough. You have more faith in humanity than I do... which is concerning. Oh well, I've accepted my cynicism.

Even the most braindead people out there recognize sonic. He’s awesome as fuck. I don’t have much faith in most people out there, but I trust that they know this.

That's a fair point, I forget about the insane hype over characters sometimes.

Yeah. I gotta say though. Sonic could never be overhyped, he just gets the recognition he deserves.

Doesn't he have like, a movie now too? Or is it just the games?

3 movies, Keep up. WAIT NONONO DONT THINK OF THAT.

I have no idea what you're talking about, but okay? Should I watch them, in that case? It seems like you like them a lot, so they can't be that bad.

They’re pretty good. I like the first one the most, but the rest are pretty good too. We couple have a movie night/movie marathon as the four of us. You know, me, you, Riven and Chad.

That sounds really nice, actually. Yeah, I'd like that. And I can contribute the popcorn and a Beef. Plus buy the movies themselves if they're on any streaming service.

You’re underestimating me. I’ve bought them all. I’ll also be able to contribute pillows, blankets and my own fluff.

Fuck yeah, I'm in. I'll bring the Beef then and.... five bags of popcorn? Is that enough for everyone? Maybe?

I think five is enough. I have my own anyway. I’m not a huge fan of popcorn so snacking on beetles is my go-to.

Alright then, I'll bring five. I know Riven loves popcorn, and Flambae's probably going to take at least a bag for himself and put some spicy seasoning on it.

If we’re doing it at my place I got loads of seasoning. There isn’t a spice known to man not in that drawer.

Oh no, you've just created a monster. According to what Riven's told me, and what I've seen in the break room, Flambae loves experimenting with spices. If he offers you some, do not eat it unless you are prepared to not feel your tongue for the next few hours.

Actually that sounds like fun. I’ve grown a decent resistance to spices, although I don’t doubt that my tongue will go numb. That’s part of the fun though.

Your funeral. Riven and I will mourn your death.

Hey. If I die anytime soon it will be nestled in between flambae’s tits because of suffocation.

Fair point, and that's a good way to go out. I respect that.

It really is. I’ve always know that if I’m gonna die it’s gotta be from suffocation, specifically between boobs.

As you should, it's an honorable way. I myself always imagine something similar, but a bit more... HR violating. So I won't be outing myself just yet, but I'm sure you can imagine.

Yeah, I can imagine. The other kinds of HR violations deaths are a close second, but suffocating in between tits has always been the dream.

You're a boobs guy, and I respect the commitment.

I really am. Boobs are the best, dude.

Boobs are pretty great, but consider the following... ass. And thighs. Flambae's got all three, which should be illegal. And I have watched Riven choke someone with his thighs before. Insane.

True, flambae having all three is insane. Like leave some for the rest of us! Or you, rather. The fur makes me look like my chest is bigger than it actually is, but I guess it’s still decent. Even though I am mainly a boob guy I can appreciate a good ass or thighs for that matter.

Honestly, I'm good with whatever you two think works best. I know that I'm the newcomer here. If you are still alright with me moving in, of course. I can always just renew my place if need be.

Mate, I've survived living with Sonar for years, you can only improve this living situation.

Haha, yeah, I guess so. I can provide Twinkies, Beef, and a really nice lawn chair.

Where’s the lawn chair? Let me at it.

You'll never find it, I'm not telling either of you where it is.

I have a feeling that it’s in the same room your mech suit is in. Putting it in your apartment would be too obvious. Am I right or am I right?

Nope, and I'm ot giving you any hints. Royd said no when I asked to keep the chair in his workshop. He also hates the thing.

Hah, that’s not surprising. Do you have a basement? Like access to a basement? I could see you placing a lawn chair down there beneath a lot of other stuff? Maybe not. You don’t really have a lot of stuff to cover it with.

I do not have a basement. And you're right about the no stuff thing too, it would just be a lonely lawn chair by itself.

Did you put the lawn chair in your bathroom? Like inside the shower?

My shower is not big enough for a lawn chair. Good guess, though, I would have if I could. It would have been nice during physical therapy after my coma.

Hmmmm… balcony? I would’ve noticed that though…. Speaking of physical therapy. If you ever need a massage just say so. I took a couple of classes on it a while back.

So, like, are you still pregnant or...

Who's pregnant? The fuck did I miss?

it’s Robert because I did it/joke

NO GOD NOT ROBERT TOO! I'M TOO HANDSOME TO BE A DAD!

I am not pregnant. What the actual fuck did I miss?

Oh thank fuck. I was worried the mprag beam got you too. It's getting all the guys at the office... even Wetwipeboy

It's literally my job to answer questions, so fire away. Even if they make me uncomfortable...

Honestly, I'm good with whatever you two think works best. I know that I'm the newcomer here. If you are still alright with me moving in, of course. I can always just renew my place if need be.

Mate, I've survived living with Sonar for years, you can only improve this living situation.

Haha, yeah, I guess so. I can provide Twinkies, Beef, and a really nice lawn chair.

Best chair I’ve eaten in a while. Mmmmmmicroplastics. Yum.

Why are you eating inanimate objects? First my chair, now apparently Flambae's car??

I’m buying him a new one. I was hungry okay? What, you want me to eat civvies instead?

No, maybe eat food, or small mammals? How are you not gravely ill after eating microplastics and metal? I'm honestly more concerned than anything at this point.

Why did you repeat the experience and eat an entire car then?? Victor—

Because I was hungry. I already told you. In my defense I was bored and I wasn’t the only one eating the car.

... Someone else ate his car? Does he know? Are they in the intensive burn unit yet?

It was mostly me. I won’t tell/haven’t told on them. It was my suggestion anyway.

Look at you being considerate and taking the fall for someone else. I'm proud of you, Sonar. Very hero-like behavior.

Thank you, Do I get neck scratches for being hero-like? It would be a great way to motivate me. I’m just saying.

Yes, you do. Not only do you get scratches, but you get kisses, too. I hear they're great motivators.

*Robert doesn't hesitate to use both hands to scratch simultaneously under Sonar's chin and behind one of his ears, where he'd learned he liked it. He lingered long enough to hopefully get a purr started, then shifted to cup either side of the hero's face and pull him down into a kiss.*

*As Robert multitasked Sonar started purring. Anyone with even the slightest ability to see could notice how absolutely blissed out Sonar looked. He’d clearly reached cloud nine.*

*Robert pauses for a second, frowning at his phone before sighing heavily and pinching the bridge of his nose.* Wait. I'm sorry, I'm just... overwhelmed lately, I guess. You eat anything today? I know speedsters burn like, a shit ton of calories, right?

Damn the fuck got you fucked up like that and yeah had lunch with my older self earlier before I got here

I just gotta object here and say that my clones are fucking awesome. I hung out with them in the parking lot once and they were chill as fuck.

Yeah, but still stress for me considering the fact that I'm marrying you and not them. Their existence is concerning as it is, I don't want some mix-up happening. Or any of them getting ideas.

Dude….. are you saying you might not be able to tell if I’m me or if some clone is..?

No, I'm saying that I'm worried about them getting ideas. Potentially drug-related ideas that could reflect badly on you for people who can't tell the difference.

People should be able to tell the difference. Our fur isn’t even the same shade of grey. I’ve also got sonic stickers on my tie. I guess that would’ve been better to mention first.

You're expecting way too much from people these days. Remember how dumb they can be?

Sonic stickers is really easy to tell. You think that would slip past even the densest of minds?

Hmm, fair enough. You have more faith in humanity than I do... which is concerning. Oh well, I've accepted my cynicism.

Even the most braindead people out there recognize sonic. He’s awesome as fuck. I don’t have much faith in most people out there, but I trust that they know this.

That's a fair point, I forget about the insane hype over characters sometimes.

Yeah. I gotta say though. Sonic could never be overhyped, he just gets the recognition he deserves.

Doesn't he have like, a movie now too? Or is it just the games?

3 movies, Keep up. WAIT NONONO DONT THINK OF THAT.

I have no idea what you're talking about, but okay? Should I watch them, in that case? It seems like you like them a lot, so they can't be that bad.

They’re pretty good. I like the first one the most, but the rest are pretty good too. We couple have a movie night/movie marathon as the four of us. You know, me, you, Riven and Chad.

That sounds really nice, actually. Yeah, I'd like that. And I can contribute the popcorn and a Beef. Plus buy the movies themselves if they're on any streaming service.

You’re underestimating me. I’ve bought them all. I’ll also be able to contribute pillows, blankets and my own fluff.

Fuck yeah, I'm in. I'll bring the Beef then and.... five bags of popcorn? Is that enough for everyone? Maybe?

I think five is enough. I have my own anyway. I’m not a huge fan of popcorn so snacking on beetles is my go-to.

Alright then, I'll bring five. I know Riven loves popcorn, and Flambae's probably going to take at least a bag for himself and put some spicy seasoning on it.

If we’re doing it at my place I got loads of seasoning. There isn’t a spice known to man not in that drawer.

Oh no, you've just created a monster. According to what Riven's told me, and what I've seen in the break room, Flambae loves experimenting with spices. If he offers you some, do not eat it unless you are prepared to not feel your tongue for the next few hours.

Actually that sounds like fun. I’ve grown a decent resistance to spices, although I don’t doubt that my tongue will go numb. That’s part of the fun though.

Your funeral. Riven and I will mourn your death.

Hey. If I die anytime soon it will be nestled in between flambae’s tits because of suffocation.

Fair point, and that's a good way to go out. I respect that.

It really is. I’ve always know that if I’m gonna die it’s gotta be from suffocation, specifically between boobs.

As you should, it's an honorable way. I myself always imagine something similar, but a bit more... HR violating. So I won't be outing myself just yet, but I'm sure you can imagine.

Yeah, I can imagine. The other kinds of HR violations deaths are a close second, but suffocating in between tits has always been the dream.

You're a boobs guy, and I respect the commitment.

I really am. Boobs are the best, dude.

Boobs are pretty great, but consider the following... ass. And thighs. Flambae's got all three, which should be illegal. And I have watched Riven choke someone with his thighs before. Insane.

True, flambae having all three is insane. Like leave some for the rest of us! Or you, rather. The fur makes me look like my chest is bigger than it actually is, but I guess it’s still decent. Even though I am mainly a boob guy I can appreciate a good ass or thighs for that matter.

Honestly, I'm good with whatever you two think works best. I know that I'm the newcomer here. If you are still alright with me moving in, of course. I can always just renew my place if need be.

Mate, I've survived living with Sonar for years, you can only improve this living situation.

Haha, yeah, I guess so. I can provide Twinkies, Beef, and a really nice lawn chair.

Where’s the lawn chair? Let me at it.

You'll never find it, I'm not telling either of you where it is.

I have a feeling that it’s in the same room your mech suit is in. Putting it in your apartment would be too obvious. Am I right or am I right?

Nope, and I'm ot giving you any hints. Royd said no when I asked to keep the chair in his workshop. He also hates the thing.

Hah, that’s not surprising. Do you have a basement? Like access to a basement? I could see you placing a lawn chair down there beneath a lot of other stuff? Maybe not. You don’t really have a lot of stuff to cover it with.

I do not have a basement. And you're right about the no stuff thing too, it would just be a lonely lawn chair by itself.

Did you put the lawn chair in your bathroom? Like inside the shower?

My shower is not big enough for a lawn chair. Good guess, though, I would have if I could. It would have been nice during physical therapy after my coma.

Hmmmm… balcony? I would’ve noticed that though…. Speaking of physical therapy. If you ever need a massage just say so. I took a couple of classes on it a while back.

So, like, are you still pregnant or...

Who's pregnant? The fuck did I miss?

it’s Robert because I did it/joke

NO GOD NOT ROBERT TOO! I'M TOO HANDSOME TO BE A DAD!

I am not pregnant. What the actual fuck did I miss?

Honestly, I'm good with whatever you two think works best. I know that I'm the newcomer here. If you are still alright with me moving in, of course. I can always just renew my place if need be.

Mate, I've survived living with Sonar for years, you can only improve this living situation.

Haha, yeah, I guess so. I can provide Twinkies, Beef, and a really nice lawn chair.

Where’s the lawn chair? Let me at it.

You'll never find it, I'm not telling either of you where it is.

Presumptuous~

Correction; confident

Maybe but you'll slip up eventually.

Nope, not happening.