The Anthropomorphic Male

Parker had a fun birthday at the Getty Center! All kids love fine art. And then dinner at her favorite restaurant, Islands. I love you, kid. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ #yourdailyparker #yourdailysyd #gettymuseum https://www.instagram.com/p/CqcJjknOmTa/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Happy 6th Birthday to one of the most amazing human beings to ever grace this planet! I love you so much, Parker!!!!! Can’t believe you’re already off to college. Seems like just last week you were in kindergarten. :) #yourdailyparker #ucla #springbreakwoo #smarty https://www.instagram.com/p/CqauSWjLqCT/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

We’ve had this car for 20 years. It’s been a great car, it’s still a great car. We’re about to sell it and, even though our new car is damned cool, I’m really going to miss it. I’ve never had a car longer than this one. Bye, old friend (whenever I get around to actually selling you). https://www.instagram.com/p/CqWYP9FvJIp/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Happy birthday to an amazing person who has let me share her amazingness for a long, long time (and I have the pics to prove it) I love you so much, Tanya!!!!!!! #love https://www.instagram.com/p/CqGzBU4v0Xx/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Creating some props/set design for a little film we’re shooting this weekend. A trilogy of framed fake graphic novel covers. You have to watch out for the Ketocropsy. #indiefilm https://www.instagram.com/p/CoL49IQrVzG/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Oh, Sydney, I can’t believe you’re already a year old! I love you so much!!! Here’s to 150 more years! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ #yourdailysyd #yourdailylarker https://www.instagram.com/p/Cn8E27ZvW6l/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Parker gets frozen yogurt when she has a good week at school. And because her dad really likes to eat frozen yogurt, there’s a lot more leniency than there might normally be. ❤️❤️❤️ #yourdailyparker #yum https://www.instagram.com/p/CnqKAZBJ8IO/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Nice to be on set again wearing a bunch of makeup. #nofilter #lotsofmakeup https://www.instagram.com/p/CnlW4wpLPhS/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

What’s for dinner tonight? #healthfood https://www.instagram.com/p/CndYoSHpNPq/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Sure, I need to get rid of some stuff, but there’s real utility left in my Expo 86 painters’ cap. We were all aspiring painters in the 80s. #sunkencostfallacy https://www.instagram.com/p/CnK-4e6vldm/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Smarty. #yourdailysyd https://www.instagram.com/p/CnGUWGkLXln/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Bathing the Mole Baby. #yourdailysyd https://www.instagram.com/p/Cm7OdzuyC85/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

These AI pics just make me realize that I should work out more… https://www.instagram.com/p/ClxiLiROqL5/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

When Sydney met Santa. Parker asked Santa for a doll for Sydney and a giant Squishmallow for herself. She has a firm understanding that this Santa will relay the request to the real Santa. #firstsantapic #yourdailyparker #yourdailysyd https://www.instagram.com/p/Clb1QY1PxC5/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Nighttime walks are well lit these days. #yourdailyparker #yourdailysyd #christmas https://www.instagram.com/p/ClOoNM9ppO6/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Caroling for the Spirited screening last night, hanging with Benj :) The film is really fun and genuinely inventive. #spirited #christmas #holidaycarolers (at Fox Bruin Theater) https://www.instagram.com/p/ClJvsj-v0Tx/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Sometimes being the messiest strawberry eater in the world helps to spread a little love. ❤️ #heartcheek #yourdailysyd https://www.instagram.com/p/Ck_LtfVpgT3/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=