"The Doctor will see you now."

spent £22 so me and bf could have matching profile decor on discord im so easy 😭

YES YOU AREEEEEE

before pride month ends does anyone wanna admit they have a crush on me

posting this on the first day of june so you all have plenty of time to gather your nerves and whatnot

practicing self care less out of self love and more for the sheer logical reasoning of it’d be kinda stupid of me to expect myself to be able to function without proper maintenance

“oh i don’t deserve rest and relaxation, i haven’t done enough, i haven’t earned it” and my car’s breaks don’t deserve break fluid because they aren’t breaking well enough to earn it. that’s what you sound like!!!!!

If you do not schedule time for maintenance, your equipment will schedule it for you

losing dog but no one bets on me because i Don’t even lose well enougj

me and my losing dog think you suck btw

You should be able to sort by controversial on ao3

basically i like to pick my interests based on what will be most embarrassing for me at any given time

They should make hrt that gives you digitigrade legs

"imagine dragons"? i don't need to, there's a buncha real ones makin' posts on tumblr

You should turn into a dragon. For your mental health.

dralex kitten will never be sebalex patches clone

DRIRLFRIEND BREAKING UP HOPEFULYL