"The Inescapable Claws of Death!"

❝ Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears! ❞ ❝ Did you sit in a pile of sugar?  'Cause you have a pretty sweet ass. ❞ ❝ Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile. ❞ ❝ Do you have a Band-Aid?  Because I just scraped my knee falling for you. ❞ ❝ Do you know what my shirt is made of?  Girlfriend / Boyfriend material. ❞ ❝ If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber. ❞ ❝ I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together. ❞ ❝ Do you have a pencil?  ‘Cause I want to erase your past and write our future. ❞ ❝ Is your daddy a Baker?  Because you’ve got some nice buns!  ❞ ❝ I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way. ❞ ❝ Do you play soccer? Because you’re a keeper! ❞ ❝ Do you have a map? I’m getting lost in your eyes. ❞ ❝ I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out? ❞ ❝ Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot? ❞ ❝ I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on. ❞ ❝ Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now? ❞ ❝ Do you live in a corn field? ‘Cause I’m stalking you. ❞ ❝ Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you’ve got fine written all over you. ❞ ❝ You look cold.  Want to use me as a blanket? ❞ ❝ Let me tie your shoes, cause I don’t want you falling for anyone else. ❞ ❝ Do I know you?  'Cause you look exactly like my next girlfriend / boyfriend. ❞ ❝ I seem to have lost my phone number.  Can I have yours? ❞ ❝ Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist? ❞ ❝ I was blinded by your beauty… I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes. ❞ ❝ Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off? ❞ ❝ Hi, I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you? ❞ ❝ Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me? ❞ ❝ Do you like Nintendo? Because Wii would look good together. ❞ ❝ You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line. ❞ ❝ Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged! ❞ ❝ Are you a campfire? 'Cause you are hot and I want s'more. ❞ ❝ Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling! ❞ ❝ Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here. ❞ ❝ You’re kinda, sorta, basically, pretty much always on my mind. ❞ ❝ Put down that cupcake… you’re sweet enough already. ❞ ❝ Four plus four equals eight, but you plus me equals fate. ❞ ❝ Did you read Dr. Seuss as a kid?  Because green eggs and… damn! ❞ ❝ If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me? ❞ ❝ Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon. ❞ ❝ If I’m vinegar, then you must be baking soda.  Because you make me feel all bubbly inside! ❞ ❝ You’re so hot, that if you ate a piece of bread, you’d poop out toast! ❞ ❝ I’m in the mood for pizza… a pizza you, that is! ❞ ❝ There’s only one thing I want to change about you, your last name. ❞  ❝ I didn’t see any stars in the sky tonight, the entire galaxy was standing right next to me. ❞ ❝ I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you. ❞ ❝ There is something wrong with my cell phone.  It doesn’t have your number in it. ❞ ❝ Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT! ❞ ❝ Excuse me, but I think I dropped something.  MY JAW! ❞ ❝ If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib. ❞ ❝ You must be a very important textbook passage, because you are the highlight of my day. ❞ ❝ Are you a magician? Because Abraca-DAYUM! ❞ ❝ You wanna know what’s beautiful?  Read the first word again. ❞ ❝ Your lips look so lonely… Would they like to meet mine? ❞ ❝ I bet you $20 you’re gonna turn me down. ❞  ❝ Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back. ❞ ❝ I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true. ❞ ❝ Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel? ❞  ❝ No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes. ❞ ❝ Of all the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favorite. ❞  ❝ Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right? ❞ ❝ If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing? ❞ ❝ How was heaven when you left it? ❞ ❝ Did you fart?  'Cause you blew me away. ❞ ❝ There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you. ❞ ❝ Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary? ❞ ❝ I could lay next to you forever… or until we decide to go eat. ❞ ❝ If stars would fall every time I would think of you, the sky would be empty. ❞  ❝ Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me? ❞ ❝ Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? ❞ ❝ Do you remember me?  [No.]  Oh that’s right, we’ve only met in my dreams. ❞ ❝ Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven? ❞ ❝ I’m sorry, were you talking to me?  No?  Well then, please start. ❞ ❝ If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U’ and 'I’ together. ❞ ❝ What time do you have to be back in heaven? ❞ ❝ Let’s commit the perfect crime: I’ll steal your heart, and you’ll steal mine. ❞

King Arthur and his son, Mordred

⚔     Some people don’t wear armor, and they are still valid people.

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