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one of the most brilliant exchanges ever written for television tbh

I mean as story decisions go, giving Data a cat and the screentime to try to logically reason with the cat with very little success, thus letting the robot embody Every Cat Owner Ever, was A+

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Please do not forget:

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@creepy-skull-arts

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ahahhahahah I love it even after 25 years

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I need help! I want to see my granny again!

So, I’ve been struggling if I should do that or nah. But I am getting desperate. It’s been 10 years since I’ve seen my Grandma Owl (We call her that because she’s got a big thing for owls, also because her hair is white all over and she’s one of the wisest and sweetest people on earth that I’ve ever met!). She’s living 375,4 km away from me in a nursing home. Her husband died last year. And I wanted to visit her since a couple of years. But guess what: I don’t have the money for it.

So! What I am planning to do is this: I need money so I can take the train on a weekend to visit her. Taking the train is expensive in Germany, tho. And as you guys know I’m a lone-parent and an apprentice, which means I am short on muhns.

If you can and are willing to do, please help me. Reblogs and donations are highly welcome. No force! But honestly I really want to see her again and tell her that I always think of her and that I miss her and love her. And I want to tell her some fun stories about my life with my kid and show her pictures of her grandchild (who she had only seen one time since his birth.)

I also want to dress up nice for her which means I’d need something decent. But most of my clothes are 10+ years old and they look like that. (Like, stains that won’t go away anymore, lighter parts on jeans, faded prints on shirts, faded color on buttoned shirts, etc…) So a bit Extra for a new shirt and new pants would be great as well, but that’s the lesser problem I guess. Most important is that I can pay for the train tickets (to cologne and back) and a stay at a hotel.

If you’re willing to donate some money, you can go here(click click!) and spend some coffee. As soon as I hit my goal and am on my way to her I’m gonna take pictures of my journey and I’m going to tell my grandma how sweet you all are and how much you’ve helped me, so stay tuned for updates!

I also still offer Commissions, so if you’d prefer buying something from me, that’s all right as well!

Thanks to anyone who supports me! I wish you a great day!

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If you have Twitter I’d be happy if you could share my tweet there as well! Thank you! (click click!)

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The first two donations came in! Thank you guys a lot already! 💜💙💜💙

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I’m screaming!

Thanks to everyone so far!! I am SOSOSO grateful, I swear!! Q///Q Please keep going, you’re making me very, very happy!!

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apparently my boss who is a professor at my school doesn’t have a cell phone and his coworkers were upset by this so they bought him a childs toy phone and labeled it “David’s jitterbug” (for those of you that don’t know jitterbugs are phones made for old people that have like massive buttons and shit) so the other day I walked into his office to ask him a question and he pressed a button on it which made it start loudly playing the ABCs and he said “excuse me I have to take this” and then started singing along to the ABCs while shooing me out of his office

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this is the phone. he apparently was in the middle of a meeting with the department the other day and got annoyed so he pressed a button, said “I have to take this” and left

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David’s co-workers probably: “This is a valid tactic to embarrass him into buying a mobile phone, right?”

David: “Bold of you to assume that I get embarrassed.”

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@toreen-m omg

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- @jistring

wizzardbaby

PUT YOUR HAND IN THAT CRACK

AND YOU WONT GET IT BACK

chickenwhite

WHEEEEN THE JAWS OPEN WIDE

AND THERE’S MORE JAWS INSIDE

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WHEN IT SWIMS ON A REEF

AND HAS TWO SETS OF TEETH

lennythereviewer

WHEN IT JUMPS FROM THE MUCK

AND YOU SCREAM “WHAT THE FUCK!?”

izhunny

I. I didn’t know I needed this.

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Everyone, this is it. My favorite pun. Right here.

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wildplantts

cursedcatimages

this song destroys my will to live every other time except for this one

noonymous

IM LAUGHING WAY TOO HARD AT THIS

cyancees

i feel like i’m going crazy

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I need help! I want to see my granny again!

So, I’ve been struggling if I should do that or nah. But I am getting desperate. It’s been 10 years since I’ve seen my Grandma Owl (We call her that because she’s got a big thing for owls, also because her hair is white all over and she’s one of the wisest and sweetest people on earth that I’ve ever met!). She’s living 375,4 km away from me in a nursing home. Her husband died last year. And I wanted to visit her since a couple of years. But guess what: I don’t have the money for it.

So! What I am planning to do is this: I need money so I can take the train on a weekend to visit her. Taking the train is expensive in Germany, tho. And as you guys know I’m a lone-parent and an apprentice, which means I am short on muhns.

If you can and are willing to do, please help me. Reblogs and donations are highly welcome. No force! But honestly I really want to see her again and tell her that I always think of her and that I miss her and love her. And I want to tell her some fun stories about my life with my kid and show her pictures of her grandchild (who she had only seen one time since his birth.)

I also want to dress up nice for her which means I’d need something decent. But most of my clothes are 10+ years old and they look like that. (Like, stains that won’t go away anymore, lighter parts on jeans, faded prints on shirts, faded color on buttoned shirts, etc…) So a bit Extra for a new shirt and new pants would be great as well, but that’s the lesser problem I guess. Most important is that I can pay for the train tickets (to cologne and back) and a stay at a hotel.

If you’re willing to donate some money, you can go here(click click!) and spend some coffee. As soon as I hit my goal and am on my way to her I’m gonna take pictures of my journey and I’m going to tell my grandma how sweet you all are and how much you’ve helped me, so stay tuned for updates!

I also still offer Commissions, so if you’d prefer buying something from me, that’s all right as well!

Thanks to anyone who supports me! I wish you a great day!

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If you have Twitter I’d be happy if you could share my tweet there as well! Thank you! (click click!)

iraffiruse

Onward, steed!

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This happened and humans still think they are the only intelligent life form on earth…

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