teenage wasteland

the smell of garlic cooking adds three years to my life and purges me of all evils, cleansing my whole soul

my favorite vegetable is onion rings

wish women’s fitness was more about boosting our energy and getting our bones and joints ready for our old age and getting strong enough to punch men and less about losing weight while getting a bigger ass

(does one thing) hm i think i deserve a little reward :) (walks around in circles listening to music for three hours)

i think we all just need to listen to super trouper by abba

i feel like i’m already tired tomorrow

me in my head at the supermarket: nobody is ever going to fucking love me. omg 25% off

my favorite thing to do is not talk

i’m naturally funny because my life is a joke