i love how delusional some articles of clothing are, like you read the tag and its like “hand wash only/tumble dry on low” son you are a cotton tshirt. youre going in the warsh and whatever happens in there is in gods hands

he/him but in the same way people refer to an unknown dog

i hope the cutie who is reading this will be happy soon

Im too young to be turning the age im turning this year

the problem with tumblr is that they are spending too much time and money on useless features nobody wants like tumblr live instead of giving us little dress-up gaia online avatars

We are in SILENT hill. Girl shut up

slut era (only wants to belong to someone and feel loved)

magic is real you fools it happens when you make other people laugh

im like when a girl consumes too much media but doesnt have enough real life interactions

don't talk to me or my 300 pornbot followers ever again

men’s thighs (crowd of hundreds of thousands applauding)

Your "package" "came" in the "male" You say?

Is that a kleenex in your pocket or is you penis just very small and soft and flat

a good crust of bread will have your ass hankering for a hearty stew