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A collection of writings by Simp.
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3rd Jun
My pen broke I've been so angry at it.
Regardless, I did see that Elizabeth yesterday at dinner. I was sitting across from her and she's mute so I was patient with her, I'm a very patient person, but then it annoyed me because she wasn't even trying to talk so why even ask me to sit with you? I read your letter? And I asked her why she wasn't talking and I was gentle because she must be a bit fragile to be here, and then she spoke.
So she wasn't mute she just likes writing letters. Alright alright and it is alright, yes. And I asked her why her name was Elizabeth the third and why her parents didn't think of something else, like mine is new no ones had it in my family before, that's the point of a name, three would get confusing. I thought I'd be helpful and tell her about the Marys because it makes sense how people talked about them, but then she just looked confused which was strange of her.
It was a very clear cut story. I told it very clearly. I spoke her own accent. But I suppose her permanent confusion must be why she's here.
Aside of her confusion was all the usual meal things. There was the food (I ate some because it wasn't completely bad) and how it smelled and the noise and I hated all of that because it's hard to focus and it's fucking shit. I want to be better but they never let me get fucking better. And everyone was beside me and I was done eating, she was eating slowly and hadn't left yet, and then someone touched me, and I swear to God they were talking about me and laughing at me and they wanted to do something to me so I left to be alone because they're all fucking horrible wretches.
I hit my wall a few times and it was sore so I cried in my bed. I really want to go home with Renfield and never have to go to another asylum. I want to be better and alone from the rest of the world with him.
Also how does it feel to have nieces/nephews
It's odd. I want children, but they seem to be something I'll never have. I'd never send them to an asylum. I'd keep them close.
But my sisters and brothers get children. It's not fair. If I were more like then I might get to see my nieces and nephews. But I'm not.
A giant ichneumon wasp (Megarhyssa macrurus) uses her extremely long ovipositor to drill into a dead maple tree. Megarhyssa includes species with the longest ovipositors of any insect (up to 11 cm in M. macrurus and up to 14 cm in its cousin M. atrata), which also technically gives them the longest total length of any hymenopteran insect. The ovipositor is used to pierce deep into dead or dying trees to lay eggs on the larvae of a large wood-boring sawfly (Tremex columba).
Her ovipositor acts not only as a drill but as a sensory organ, and is highly sensitive to vibrations in the wood made by the sawfly larvae. Note how the translucent membranes of her abdomen stretch as she applies pressure by curling the base of the ovipositor, then retract when she withdraws to search for a different spot.
(Massachusetts, July 2025)
I am surrounded by creatures I despise.

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“There’s a difference between loving the idea of someone and loving the person they really are.”
— Unknown
1st Jun
I don't like many people. It's as though everyone is inherently evil.
1st Jul
I keep thinking about poisoning myself with medicine. Or maybe the people here would grow sick of me and give me too much on purpose.
You do have an accent
I don't think I do. I talk like a normal person. But when I write to this Elizabeth I'll write a certain way to look like I have an accent.
Dear @rm-renfields-number-1-simp,
Though I have not the pleasure of a personal acquaintance with you, yet I take the liberty of introducing myself.
If you should happen to be free, will you come and visit me, or else favour me by sitting beside me at one of our meals?
I hope very earnestly that you may be induced to give this request your favourable consideration.

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30th Jun
I came back from watching 🩶Renfield🩶 in the gardens today and there was a weird note by my door. I was hoping it was from Renfield himself but then I remembered that he hadn't left my sight today, and then I thought it was my parents but it wasn't. It was someone called 'Elizabeth Godwin', and there's apparently been a lot of her running around because she's the third. My parents gave me a new name instead of just using the same old one. Not like her or John or Harriet's child. I don't know why she doesn't just use a nickname instead of using a number to tell her apart from the other Elizabeths because a number is so impersonal. When there were lots of Marys around we said what was wrong with them. Sad Mary, Happy Mary, Other Sad Mary, Weird Mary. Weird Mary was so funny.
Write story
Ask for book
And I'm not sure if I should write her a letter in return. It would be weird to talk to her if she only likes to write, and she's probably very mad too if she only writes.
renfield is literally my beautiful son and husband and brother in law and dude posting about his relationship on reddit and pet and solicitor and enabler and cannibalism victim
29th Jun
No matter how much I hate being alive he makes it all worth it. I was crying this morning and Dr. Tom came to talk to me about, and he was asking why. All my thoughts were so clear about why until I had to talk about it, and then it just turned to sludge and bled through my fingers. I stopped crying then because it was pointless then and I was just taking time no one had.
28th Jun
I hate how my limbs look. I wish no one would look at me. They feel like they belong to someone else I want to take them off and find a new body.
28th Jun
I want a piece of him until I can get him entirely. Hair. I want some of his hair.

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27th Jun
I was thinking about him all day today and I still am and I can't stop I love it. I was outside and so was he, he was only walking around and looking at some flowers I think and I stood a bit away and watched him. I love staring at him so much the light catches his hair and it makes him look gorgeous.
“You will never be able to escape from your heart. So it’s better to listen to what it has to say.”
— Paulo Coelho, The Alchemist