Images and Words

I brought my BOWLING BALL - and some DRUGS!!

Love is a slippery eel that bites like hell.

When I met th'POPE back in '58, I scrubbed him with a MILD SOAP or DETERGENT for 15 minutes. He seemed to enjoy it..

Church, cult. Cult, church. Big deal! So we get bored somewhere else every Sunday!

Somewhere in Tenafly, New Jersey, a chiropractor is viewing ``Leave it to Beaver''!

God gave man two ears and one tongue so that we listen twice as much as we speak.

Why are these athletic shoe salesmen following me??

You must lash out with every limb, like the octopus who plays the drums.

Do I hear th' SPINNING of various WHIRRING, ROUND, and WARM WHIRLOMATICS?!

The primary cause of failure in electrical appliances is an expired warranty. Often, you can get an appliance running again simply by changing the warranty expiration date with a 15/64-inch felt-tipped marker.