burnt by hellfire.

i made a mistake because i’m genuinely trying to work but i’m just sitting at my desk singing “pop that... skrrrrrt that” to myself i fucking hate everything

my grammar is atrocious just remember that i graduated from nyu in the spring and my major was english <3

i want to go on record and say that i might be the only person alive whos kissed cindy and madison both, put some respect on my name

i’m saying y’all because i live in pennsylvania now 

some of y’all are old

you can dust it off and try again (try again)

collin and i are both so fucking stupid i dont know how we havent burnt our house down yet 

i moved collins desk and book shelves out of the spare room to turn it into a beauty room without asking him i hope he’s glad he married me

is my husband ok