i dont care

and you wonder how i stole your man sweetie

literally the only thing keeping me going right now is that fucked up little pepe that appears in memes occasionally

when people say my name im like.   cant believe i exist

why do guys look so hot when they drive

cos we’re too stupid to work the air conditioning

I don’t hang out with white dudes who use mustache wax anymore bc it’s only a matter of time b4 they fall in love with me and find out I’m gay and write a song on their…idk..their fuckin harpsichord or banjo or ukulele about the girl from the forest who broke their heart but also they don’t even like hiking

i know this seems oddly specific & that’s bc it is

3 times

LIKING SOMEONE IS SO STRESSFUL

my favourite thing about tumblr is there is not one mention of sports

isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like “I don’t know how to hold a pencil”

i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with

he just became like 50% carrot