A Little Less Bag End, A Little More Minas Tirith

just realized that tomorrow is election day. for the past several months i thought it was november 7th and i just realized i was thinking of the vastly superior mass effect day.

I think it would be very funny if they called the election today and I was somehow right

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someone post the eric andre set

Fair point

when i first saw this post i didn’t know about the new book being released so i just thought this was robert patrinson reacting to any and all news

rapunzel was kept away for 18 years without love and human contact and now she’s free to let her true self out and yet people can’t seem to grasp the fact that the literal embodiment of sunshine can love two people—eugene and cass—equally and it’s fine (and healthy!) that raps doesnt worship the ground eugene walks on or put him on a pedestal

also! it is important to note that eugene himself isn’t threatened by rapunzel’s relationship with cass, because cass is important to him too and he knows how much cass means to rapunzel!🥰 be like eugene!

What I love about Legally Blonde the Musical is that there’s a song about finding the determination to reach your goals and then there’s a song about trying to figure out if a guy is gay or European.

utterly devastated by the fact that there are thousands of “top 10 most iconic movie scenes” listicles and youtube videos and yet not even ONE of them mentions the Hand Flex™ from pride and prejudice (2005)

like i’m sorry but name one scene in cinematic history that unlocked an entire new emotion as powerful as the feeling you experienced when you first watched mr darcy help elizabeth bennet into her carriage before walking away briskly without looking back as she stared after him in confusion and the camera cut to a lingering closeup of him flexing his fingers as if he could still feel the phantom sensation of her hand in his own? i’ll wait

#i can’t wait for matt to try and put one of the quarter-elf npcs in danger and laura climbs over the table to physically strangle him#for messing with her fictional babies#player characters come and go but mama bear vex instincts run true#matt: the assassin holds a blade to percival IV’s throat#laura: i will kill you in real life matthew (via @notaficwriter)