ur local emo :p

dan and phil are funny as fuck for being like “guys be srs we didn’t fucking kiss with cat whiskers on that would be awful” just for them 9 months later to admit they fucking kissed with the cat whiskers on😭😭

the last 15 seconds of pizza mukbang 3 is quintessential dnp. sincere moment with the audience, sincere moment with each other, one of them injuring themselves, one of them making a callback to their own lore, and a comment about piss. all within 15 seconds.

santos saying that langdon could relapse and then picking up a scalpel and putting it in her pocket...the whole "santos and langdon lash out at each other because they see themselves reflected in the other" thing is not even subtext