Your HIGHness

“eating out my boyfriend” and “sucking my girlfriend’s dick” are two extremely powerful and blessed sentences 

can you die from lack of affection? Asking for myself

the wrong amazon is burning and the wrong ice is melting

Cops will shoot a chihuahua with a shot gun seven times and be like i feared for my life

This post’s caption came for me like a knife in the dark.

i just think saying “go go gadget” in front of other words is funny. go go gadget make post 

go go gadget dump septic tank on tourists

go go gadget is like saying hello siri

a society that allows people to starve when there is food has failed. like. that’s it.

People arguing with this saying, “why do people deserve food for free???” is honestly just further proof of the failure. 

food should be free for everyone, like quality food. if people werent greedy and hoarding resources for themselves we could b living in a futuristic ass city or some shit

i want attention and belly rubs

a society that allows people to starve when there is food has failed. like. that’s it.

People arguing with this saying, “why do people deserve food for free???” is honestly just further proof of the failure. 

food should be free for everyone, like quality food. if people werent greedy and hoarding resources for themselves we could b living in a futuristic ass city or some shit