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-is anti fascist and anti racist

-is into this to support locally sourced food, better farming practices, etc.

-is NOT into this for some “manifest destiny” bullshit

-is NOT an ecofascist

-supports indigenous land rights and supports paying reparations to bipoc

-supports labor unions

-supports better conditions, pay, and protections for all agricultural workers including undocumented workers

-is LGBTQ friendly

who’s your celebrity crush?

are you single or taken?

rant. just do it

do you think its ok to separate the artist from the art?

how many accounts do you have?

how many pairs of shoes do you have?

opinion on… (specify to the person you’re asking to)

how many accounts do you follow?

favorite brand of clothing?

name a dog

what unusual talent do you have?

what’s the most interesting schools gossip you’ve ever heard?

ever prank called a store?

what’s your coffee order?

what’s a question do you constantly get asked?

if you had to get a tattoo right now, what would you get and where?

google the top song from the year you were born

rant about your favorite musician 

what’s your favorite teacher you’ve ever had?

describe your blog in 3-5 words

what’s a conspiracy you believe in?

if you could see any concert tonight what would you choose?

if you could break one of your bad habits which would you choose?

can you dance? sing?

what’s something you can’t stop buying?

crowds or small groups?

how long before a trip do you pack?

what celebrity would you rate a PERFECT 10?

what quote or inspirational setting do you think is bs?

if you had to dye your hair an unnatural color right now, what would you choose?

you can change one thing about your life right now. what are you changing?

how old do you get mistaken for?

what do you think about a lot

do you like your hogwarts house or do you wish you were a different one?

what does home mean to you?

what do you think you’d be arrested for?

have you ever been called down to the principals office?

post a picture of the outfit you would choose if you could have any outfit you wanted

describe your aesthetic

answer with one of your ‘school memes’ (inside jokes you have with your class/grade) with no explanation 

a very good quote: 

“Modern corn is so highly domesticated that it has in a sense become a biological monstrosity. Although it is superbly adapted for producing grain, it could not survive under natural conditions because it has no satisfactory mechanism for dispersing its seed. If an ear of corn is left on it’s own under conditions favorable for germination, it will give rise to a group of seedlings so densely clustered that they will compete among themselves for water and soil nutrients, with the result that all may fail to reach reproductive age. Without human intervention modern corn would become extinct in a few generations. Corn can survive only if man removes the kernels from the cob and plants them.” 

you know the kind of white men that grow their own jalapeños and ghost peppers get super emotionally invested in growing the hottest pepper, and go to great lengths to achieve the highest Scoville heat units possible, and get all competitive and kinda Weird about it and enjoy inflicting their hot sauce on people even though it has no flavor other than capsaicin, and it’s like they can only allow themselves to enjoy gardening if it’s “manly” and they carefully stress and starve their plants to make them hotter and they obsess over the hotness of their peppers as a replacement for having a personality

(no offense to all the other growers of hot peppers out there, I’m just saying, we all know That Guy)

anyway one time I got onions from a farmer who had clearly spent time with men of that ilk, and decided to use a similar approach to try to create the Onioniest Onion

and *absolutely* succeeded

I was actually crying onion tears, like spontaneously forming tears that smelled and tasted of onion

for two days

even when I was nowhere near where I chopped the onion, even when I was in my *car*