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Earthy mondays are made for movie clips.

Here we go.

*stars one on-the-go plastic bag* (Yes my dear, not a flying spaghetti monster.)

This plastic bag was desperately searching for its maker -- an innocent individual who brought it home and gave it life. Passed through many hands and places, suffered and loved, it sank into the sea at the very end. The last lines of this plastic bag’s soliloquy have: “Did my maker exist or had I created her in my mind? ... I wish you had created me, so that I could die.”

Quite interesting, eh? A good thing to mention is that Herzog the great German director voiced this gallant plastic bag. There once was a man who told me Herzog can mesmerise, his words delude every girl to folly even if he’s only reading a phonebook. (I made it up.) If there were truths exist then here you’re looking at them.

Herzog | http://nofilmschool.com/

Herzog dubbed in this clip to help the relatively new talent Ramin Bahrani. As a wily benign old bird, it’s not the first time that he’s overly interested in young directors’ well being. Last time when he did it, the whole situation almost made a headline called: Astonishing! Herzog eats his own shoes! Back then he bet with Errol Morris, said if the latter could make a beautiful documentary then he would eat his shoes. Errol Morris completed the epic Gates of Heaven in 1978. Two years later, Herzog fulfilled his promise --