Rivelte's Ossuary

Everyone loves me because I produce a thin slime that functions as a potent neurotoxin

i let my cat sniff dr pepper and she identified all 23 mysterious flavors with ease

dorohedoro side characters are always like ‘my name is ham and cheese sandwich and everybody in the whole world has hated me since the day i was born’ and their design looks like 3-day-old roadkill wearing a gas mask and 4 belts and a feather boa and brand new nikes. and theyre awesome.

blasts you with my placebo beam

Oh fuck I think I can feel the effect

Can you say something about fat people that doesn’t involve the phrase “tummy squish” or any variants thereof. Quickly

I know a couple fat guys and they're good electricians