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Hot take : I believe everyone with a net worth over one billion dollars should legally be required to wear a dress.

Today came across a sign in front of a store that said fire lane no standing and I realized you have to stand in order to walk so when reached the fire lane decided to collapse instantly and crawl across it instead in order to enter the store while stil obeying the law!

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Pro tip only drink milk milked from horses It doesn't do anything but it'll make people think you're a freak and that's more than enough reason to do so!