Rise Quotes

Donnie: Leo, do you really think I would've let you make salami paper without putting a tracer in it?

Raph: [Gasps]

Donnie: ...It's okay, I put two.

Splinter: I look good! Clothes of a teen, body of a Greek god.

Albearto: The only thing in our way is these turtles! Shred them!

Leo: Then hit me! Right in the old peepers with your pointy pinchers!

Carl: I was already gonna do that before you even said it!

Meat Sweats: Order's up.

Leo: Yeah, I'm gonna pass on the giant, dirt-covered reptile. But do you happen to have a light souffle I might enjoy?

Meat Sweats: Whot?

Leo: I'm sorry, you've never heard of Baron Draxum? Tall, ugly dude with talking gargoyles for shoulder pads? Likes to make mutants in his spare time? None of this is ringing a bell?

Big Mama: Hmm, sounds fascinating.

Hypno: Ta-da! Hypno-Potamus has arrived!

Raph: Finally! It's the thing we actually care about!

Donnie: Oh, please. Every place in New York claims to have the world's greatest pizza.

Leo: Yeah yeah yeah, but this pizza's behind a velvet rope! Velvet rope, guys! Velvet. Rope. You know that means quality!

Mikey: Why aren't you guys more upset?

(Simultaneously)

Leo: Ohh, it's a tragedy.

Raph: Oh, oh. [Fake crying]

Donnie: Ohh, man, tha- this hurts me. Uh. I'm very sad?

Helmet: Hey, Raph. You need a plan.

Raph: Agh!

Helmet: Bad plan!

Raph: No way, creepy bear jamboree, we need it for our bet-

Mikey: -friend.

Raph: -friend! The pizza stays with us.

Hueso: Do you have any idea how much danger you have put me in?!

Leo: I do now! So, where we going?

Hueso: Where the police dare not go.

Leo: Splinter's laundry pile?

Raph: Is he gone for good now?

Mikey: Based on his two zip-zaps, I predict that baddie's gonna be back in fifteen minutes!

Donnie: Two data points? You're hypothesizing with two data points? Scoff!

[Fifteen minutes later]

Donnie: Whoa, fifteen minutes. Scoff retracted.

Mikey: My eyes!

Splinter: Ohh, well excuse me. I suppose you know the fight in Little Jacob's Ladder?

Raph: [Laughs] Do people even use ladders anymore? Isn't there an app for that?

Donnie: That's it! You are grounded, young man! Literally!

Shelldon: Hey!

Mikey: Donald!

Leo: If this is it, I want you to know I finally understand. And I'm sorry.