So uh yeah idk what to do now. Do you want like, full illustratione for other scenes? Or like mockup storyboard? Or design details? Or character art? Idk what to do now its done lmao
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I miss this AU! I hope it comes back sometime in the future
Oh hey!
I actually really do mean to come back to this... I had this big health issue and then a job change and then another health issue and then a big project to work on and basically this just kept taking more of a backseat every time.
I haven't checked this tumblr's notes or the reddit account since I lat updated, really, so I have no idea if there's much interest in me finishing this off. If there is, I'm happy to make an effort to actually get back to it.
The script is actually entirely complete, to be clear. It was before I started illustrating it. So I have the material ready.
If there's an interest still, then yeah, I'll make a point to put time aside this weekend and start drawing again!
Mass graves have been dug, bodies buried. A few remaining survivors have appeared to help out. EDD and TOM stand over MATT’S grave. It reads "HERE LIES MATT - "I deserved a monument!" "
EDD
I can’t believe this is really happening.
TOM
Yeah. It’s going to be quiet without him.
TOM raises a bottle. EDD holds out a COLA can.
TOM
Here’s to you, buddy.
TOM and EDD drink. RINGO approaches, ears back.
RINGO
Dis isn’t what I wanted.
EDD
But this is how it is now. We have to face it and move on.
RINGO
No. I can’t do dat.
RINGO pulls out a LAZER GUN, pointing it at the DUO. EDD throws his hands up, TOM looks unimpressed.
EDD
Ringo, what are you doing?
RINGO
What I have to.
EDD
But- but what about all of the good times we had together?
RINGO
Dis is da onwy way it can end.
TOM
Figures.
RINGO
I’m sowwy, Edd.
RINGO pulls slowly on the trigger. EDD sweats.
RINGO
Miwaculous memowy gun!
RINGO shoots the MEMORY ERASING LAZER GUN! The ray bursts out from the end, wiping across the world, sweeping everything away in a fluttering glow.
TOM’S APARTMENT
EDD and TOM are sat on SOFA CHAIRS. RINGO, back to normal, is on EDD’S lap, being petted. The TV is showing the news.
REPORTER
Seemingly overnight, the Zombie Plague has come to an end. All victims have been buried and a handful of survivors have been found driving a coach down the M4...
The TV shows KIM and KATYA speaking to a REPORTER, gesturing to the COACH as the MAYOR and others disembark.
EDD
What do you think happened?
TOM
Don’t know, don’t care. Why are we hanging out at my place anyway?
EDD
My TV got broken.... Somehow.
TOM
Huh. Weird.
MATT, alive, walks in. He is wearing one of TOM’S hoodies.
MATT
Hi guys! He sits on the available seat.
TOM
Why are you wearing my clothes? Were you going through my stuff again?
MATT
No! You guys gave it to me!
TOM
Not a chance in hell.
EDD
Is that why you were late? You had to steal Tom’s clothes?
MATT
No. I’ve been shut in a box since last night!
EDD
Huh?
MATT
Let me explain. As you know I’ve been making some movies lately...
MATT keeps speaking, but his words fade out.
OUTSIDE
We pan away, the APARTMENT becomes small, people wander around empty streets. Smaller... England, then the continents, Earth...
The door of the largest CAT SPACESHIP opens. Rows of alien cats walking on their hind legs march down the ramp, carrying flags. COMMANDER WODEN steps out, bathed in alien light.
COMMANDER WODEN
Pawlease allow me to purrsent our wise and mewognificent leader, his allmeowty, the furst of his name, the royal blue King of Cat Planet...
RINGO and the kittens all bow. The striking blue CAT KING descends the ramp, approaching the group. Dramatic lighting, regal music, it’s a big moment-
COMMANDER WODEN
Cat King Buxt-
EDD sprays the CAT KING with a water bottle.
EDD
Bad! Bad cat!
The alien cats hiss and spit.
EDD
Very bad! Go back to your planet! Go on! Scram!
COMMANDER WODEN
You can’t scare us off just with water-
EDD starts barking at them. The alien cats all bristle and scurry back up the ramp.
EDD
That’s right! Run away ya scaredy cats! Go hide in your cats cradles!
COMMANDER WODEN
If we’re leaving, then we’re taking our bioweapons with us! Come, bioweapons!
The ZOMBIES all look at each other.
MATT
Hah! They’re my army now, they only obey me! Me, heheheheh, their king!
MATT laughs evilly.
EDD
Yeah, he’s the cats meow now!
COMMANDER WODEN growls angrily.
EDD
What’s the matter, cat got your tongue?
COMMANDER WODEN
We’ll get you for this!
EDD
Try us! There’s more than one way to skin a cat!
RINGO looks upset.
EDD
Oh. Sorry. No offense.
COMMANDER WODEN
If we can’t have our army, no one can!
COMMANDER WODEN holds up a button control with a lable reading "DE-ZOMBINATOR" on it. He slaps his paw down on the button, making it beep loudly. All the ZOMBIES drop to the ground, dead.
TOM
Ah, who cares about all those guys. Am I right, Matt?
MATT is dead on the ground, all scrunched up and twisted. His tongue lols out and flies buzz around him.
TOM
Holy Musical Batman!
EDD
Matt!
EDD rounds on COMMANDER WODEN.
EDD
You better leave right now!
EDD starts to march towards the ramp.
EDD
This is my planet, my world! And if I see you here again...
He looks serious, dangerous.
EDD
I’m going to take you to the vet!
He makes a snipping gesture with his fingers.
COMMANDER WODEN yowls and runs back into the SHIP. The door slams shut and the ramp pulls away. The SHIP wobbles up into the sky, followed by the rest of the fleet, and zips off into the stars, leaving a trail of light behind.
EDD and TOM rush to MATTS side. They cradle him in their arms.
EDD
Matt, I’m sorry, I brought the aliens to Earth.
TOM
And I’m sorry I... Stole all your shampoo when we used to live together. I told you it smelled bad, but I was lying. It smelled really good!
TOM and EDD sob over MATT’S decaying body. Sobs turn to gags.
EDD
Eugh. Tom, I don’t want to say this but... Does Matt kind of stink?
TOM
Yeah, he stinks worse than sewage, and I would know!
EDD
Why would you-
TOM drops MATT’S body. SPLAT. EDD lets go of him as well and they step away, holding their noses. Above, clouds form, rumble. Rain falls. The pair are immediately soaked.
EDD
I guess we have to start cleaning up the mess. Maybe we can ask help from other survivors.
TOM
Nah. They all left on a bus.
EDD
Oh.
EDUARDO
Not all of them.
EDUARDO and MARK arrive, both in full SUITS.
EDD
Not now, Eduardo. I don’t want to deal with you.
EDUARDO
I’m not here to antagonise you. I’m here to help you.
MARK
We know how hard it is to lose a friend. So let us offer a hand.
EDD and TOM look at each other, they smile.
EDD
Thanks.
The FOUR gather together and start to clean up the mess. RINGO watches, distanced from them. It notices something in the rubble.
in theory i post these last 2 installments over the next 2 weeks in a sort of scheduled way but reality may continue to slow me down, but i do really wanna finish posting this all.
i now use MSPaint as my primary art software so the style has shifted a bit from what it was 2 years ago
after that i might do mockup storyboard of some scenes or illustrate other parts, we'll see what the interest is.
i DO want to write another script as well using ellsworld. it might be like a rotsc2 or something, not sure yet
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SUPERLAD hangs his head out the window, eyes wide.
SUPERLAD
Hey! Look outside, there's-
STEVE
What? What could be so important-
STEVE (SuperGuy) is midway through a complex CROCHET ART. The entire apartment has CROCHET decorations.
STEVE
-That you have to interrupt me? Huh?
SUPERLAD
...It's just-
STEVE
Just what? Is it worth missing a stitch for?
SUPERLAD mumbles.
STEVE
Speak up, I didn't hear you.
SUPERLAD
Yes you did! You always can!
STEVE takes a breath.
STEVE
I'm not having this fight. Sit down, and get back to your sourdough.
SUPERLAD
But it's still proving!
STEVE glares at him.
SUPERLAD
Fine.
SUPERLAD sighs and takes the dough out of the proving draw. He zaps it with his eyes, and it expands to full size.
Through the WINDOW, SPACESHIPS appear.
OUTSIDE - THE RUINS
CAT SPACESHIPS descend down, green light illuminating the ruined city.
RINGO
Dis is all my fault.
EDD
No, Ringo. Don't say that. It was also Tords.
RINGO
Twue. But... I weally let evewyone down.
EDD
That's my fault. I couldn't let you do what you were doing.
RINGO
But it wasn't just da king and da commandew. I awso let you down. And worst of aww, myself. I shoulda wistened to my heart.
EDD
Well, I guess you must have, like, two of them right? That's got to be confusing.
RINGO
Six, actuawy.
EDD
Oh. Which one did you need to listen to?
RINGO
Usuawy it's a clawmbination of one and three, but dis time I fink my fifth heart was da wight one.
EDD
Why? What does it say?
RINGO
It says... I didn't want dis. I didn't want any of dis. Dewe was so much pwessure fwom Commandew Woden that I had to do something. Dose fat cats onwy cawed about wesults! But I don't want da power or reward fwom defeating our owdest enemy. I just wanted to stay hewe and wive a small wife, with you.
EDD
Oh, Ringo. You should have just told me all of this earlier. Actually, no, if you'd said anything before all this I would have freaked out.
RINGO
Yeah, da wast time I said anyfing I had to bwame it on Matt.
MATT gasps.
MATT
So you're the one who made the shorts comment!
RINGO
Dey were a swutty cut, what can I say?
EDD
Uh. Anyway. It's too late to worry about the past, what we need to focus on is the now. Ringo.
EDD puts a hand on RINGO'S shoulder.
EDD
You said you needed to listen to your, uh, fifth heart. Well I named you after one of the bravest hearts I know, Ringo Wallace.
RINGO
I fought my name was Ringo Wingo Prigle Tingle Fwoofy Woofy Smoochy Smooshy Baby Waby Kitty Witty Beanie Weanie Pawsie Wawsies.
MATT and TOM raise their eyebrows. EDD looks embarrassed.
EDD
What? No, I've never said that!
RINGO
But the only other thing you call me is Stinky!
EDD
You're a stinky cat!
RINGO
And pwoud.
EDD
Right. But my point still stands. When the Cat King and all his soldiers come here, we can tell him...
EDD is under a spotlight, music swelling.
EDD
He may take our lives... But he can never take our freedom!
EDD punches his hand in the air.
MATT
I don't want him to take our lives. I only just got this second chance!
TOM
Yeah, I'm with Matt. He can take my life from my cold, dead hands.
EDD
Oh. Yeah. Fair enough.
TOM
I need a drink.
TOM pulls his FLASK from inside his damaged suit and lifts it so his mouth. A DROPLET falls from a HOLE in the bottom.
I will be frank and honest and say a fair part of why I haven't been able to come back to the AU is because I lost the original sketch plans and the corresponding notes. Oops.
Thankfully after some scouring I was able to restore a somewhat grimy picture I'd taken of the sketches way back, so I'm posting them here to finally share my original intention of showing an indicatior of what's to come until I eventually get around to drawing the final panels.
I miss this AU! I hope it comes back sometime in the future
Oh hey!
I actually really do mean to come back to this... I had this big health issue and then a job change and then another health issue and then a big project to work on and basically this just kept taking more of a backseat every time.
I haven't checked this tumblr's notes or the reddit account since I lat updated, really, so I have no idea if there's much interest in me finishing this off. If there is, I'm happy to make an effort to actually get back to it.
The script is actually entirely complete, to be clear. It was before I started illustrating it. So I have the material ready.
If there's an interest still, then yeah, I'll make a point to put time aside this weekend and start drawing again!
I'm getting all the sketches for the last few parts of ROTSC, thiugh I'm not sure when I'll actually get to properly draw these. Hopefully this Friday I can make a start!! Until then I'll steadily share the sketches to keep reminding myself to finish this dang project!!
hey i’m gonna come back to this soon. long story short ive been swamped and i just was not producing a quality of work i actually liked so this week at some point im gonna start sketching out upcoming panels and maybe share a few here before i really start posting ROTSC again
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CHIEF JAKKA'S ESCAPE POD crash lands behind TORD. DUST CLOUDS rise. TORD turns slowly, horrified. The shadowy figure of CHIEF JAKKA looms over him, huge and furious.
TORD raises his hands in surrender, laughing nervously.
TORD
Uh. No. I take that back. I'm not a space cat and I don't want to be.
CHIEF JAKKA screeches.
TORD screams.
EDD and RINGO cower together as indescribable offscreen violence occurs. Blood splats on them. Lots of crunching, thudding and screeching. TORDS screams stop suddenly.
EDD
I guess that's... One problem sorted.
RINGO
But now we have another...
CHIEF JAKKA advances on them, bloodied mouth dripping.
CHIEF JAKKA
(SUBTITLES)
Finally. I'll have all of you filthy cat scumbags exactly where I want you.
EDD
Haha, aw he sounds so cute!
CHIEF JAKKA lets out a terrifying shriek, making him cower.
EDD spots the dropped LAZER GUN and grabs it. He raises it, pointing it at CHIEF JAKKA. The alien rabbit stops, ears dropping back.
EDD
It's wabbit season.
The LAZER GUN powers up.... Then dies. It makes a sad noise and a sizzle of smoke comes out the end.
CHIEF JAKKA laughs, grating and horrible, and advances on EDD and RINGO, claws stretching out to them, teeth bared.
SCREECH!
The MONSTER charges in and collides with CHIEF JAKKA. The two wrestle, moving across the RUINS, each as strong as the other, both enraged and vicious.
The MONSTER punches CHIEF JAKKA, sending the alien rabbit flying into the road. The MONSTER chases after, leaping in to attack. They roll across the road, wrestling.
CHIEF JAKKA kicks the MONSTER with giant bunny feet, sending it flying.
Interior - Apartment
Two CHILDREN are standing on their furniture, giggling.
The MONSTER smashes through the window and out the other side.
CHIEF JAKKA jumps in after.
CHILDREN
The floor is lava!
CHIEF JAKKA winces, jumps up onto the furniture, and awkwardly bounces across the room out the hole in the opposite wall.
OUTSIDE - STREET
CHIEF JAKKA shoves the MONSTER against a shop front -WHAMAGEDDON- smashing the windows. The MONSTER is draped over the DISPLAY. CHRISTMAS TREE ORNAMENTS fall onto its head, one by one - bonk! bonk! bonk! bonk! bonk! A SANTA HAT lands on its head and a CANDY CANE in its mouth. It blinks, dazed, then shakes its head- snaps out of it.
The MONSTER grabs CHIEF JAKKA by the shoulders, smashing the alien rabbit through a wall. They fall through-
INTERIOR - ILLEGAL PARTY
FANCY POLITICIANS all in expensive clothes with champagne and a large buffet pause mid-dance. A SIGN reading "WORK MEETING - WINK WINK" slowly falls down.
CHIEF JAKKA and the MONSTER stare at them, then glance at each other.
Elegant, upbeat music plays as they waltz across the room as the FANCY POLITICIANS continue their party.
OUTSIDE - STREET
The fight continues! They exchange blows, travelling across the STREETS. They clash together once more, strained.
They break down a FENCE in their struggle-
SCREAMING.
The fight has brought them outside EDUARDO'S HOUSE. MARK is in his suit, holding hedge clippers. He's midway through gardening, and screaming.
CHIEF JAKKA scowls and slaps MARK.
EDUARDO
(off-screen)
Hey!
EDDUARDO appears in the doorway.
EDUARDO
No one hits my housemate...
(beat)
Ever!
Another green flash of power. EDUARDO grabs the MONSTER'S tail, spins it around and slams it into CHIEF JAKKA. The pair go flying-
-all the way over the city-
-back at the RUINS.
OUTSIDE - THE RUINS
EDD runs over to TOM'S crumpled body.
EDD
Tom!
TOM groans and twitches.
TOM
I think my everything is broken.
EDD
Well... Your hair is in one piece.
TOM'S hair spikes fold over.
EDD
Nevermind.
RINGO slowly pads over to CHIEF JAKKA'S unconsious form. It pokes the alien rabbit's body a few times.
RINGO
Hah. Take dat!
The alien kittens pop up, mewling with triumph. They slap their tiny paws against the giant alien rabbit's body.
TOM sits up slowly.
TOM
Where's... Matt?
EDD
I... Don't think he made it.
TOM
Oh...
They're both quiet for a moment.
EDD
At least you defeated that big ugly rabbit.
Crumbling. The kittens all pause, then flee. CHIEF JAKKA slowly rises from the rubble. Battered, bleeding, heaving shaky breaths.
CHIEF JAKKA
(SUBTITLES)
Think again...
TOM
Oh, come on!
MATT
(OFF-SCREEN)
Not so fast!
MATT, a one-armed ZOMBIE, steps onto the scene . He is followed by a ZOMBIE ARMY, all clad in DUCT TAPE ARMOR.
EDD
Matt? But how?
MATT
I've finally found my true calling: King of the Scourge and the Buried Men, Protector of the Rotting Kingdoms, the Father of Dead-ones, the Leader of the Great Cemetary, the Undead, the Breaker of Tape...
EDD yawns as MATT lists off his titles.
MATT
Now, attack, my zombie soldiers!
MATT cackles and leads ZOMBIE ARMY forwards. Each ZOMBIE lurches, groaning and snarling. CHIEF JAKKA tries to run, but the ZOMBIES have surrounded the area, all closing in.
EDD, TOM and RINGO all cower, ready to be eaten, but the ZOMBIES lurch past, totally focused on the alien rabbit.
CHIEF JAKKA screams and wails as it's piled on by ZOMBIES. It tries to fight, but it can't break the TAPE. It screams, a clawed hand sticking out of the writhing green mass until it slowly disappears from sight.
RINGO
Hah! Da bioweapons worked!
EDD
None of this would have happened if you hadn't started this in the first place!
RINGO
Untwue. Da monstew had nothing to do with us.
EDD
Yeah, what is that about?
TOM
Remember that time we went to Hell?
EDD
Yeah?
TOM
Yeah.
EDD
Huh.
MATT approaches them, covered in blood.
EDD
Aah! Don't eat us!
MATT
Please. I only eat organic, free-range meats.
EDD
What's that supposed to mean?
MATT
Well you're, you know, a little battery-farmed.
EDD
That's not fair! We've been in a pandemic.
TOM
You guys are idiots.
MATT
But I saved the day! With my zombie army! Hey, maybe I should take over the world now...
RINGO
Not quite.
They all look up. The CAT SPACESHIPS have arrived, all hovering overhead.
FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASHBAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK~
White clouds spialing inwards--
BANG.
TORD flinches, a flash of blood, his flashback interrupted.
TOM is holding MATT's NAIL GUN.
TOM
No! No flashback! I don't wanna hear any more from you!
TORD hisses, the cut across his face bleeding. It slowly heals up, fur covering the scar.
The TRIO gag.
TORD
This is the last time you get in my way!
Another TAZER CLAW shoots out from the MECH and grabs TOM around the throat. He struggles to free himself, kicking as he's lifted from the ground.
MATT
Hey! Let him go! I disclosed emotional insecurities to him!
(BEAT)
On second thoughts, go ahead.
TOM
Matt!
TORD
Oh, don’t worry, he’ll be free soon..
MATT
(OFF SCREEN)
Aww.
TORD
Once I have him under my control.
The TAZER CLAW electrocutes TOM. He wails in pain, convulsing horribly as it keeps electrocuting him. TORD's grin grows wider.
EDD and MATT watch in horror. TOM'S shadow over them changes as he writhes, growing, becoming monstrous.
The MONSTER screeches as it bursts into full form. The TAZER CLAW has expanded to fit around its neck.
EDD
I didn't realise you were serious!
MATT
Why would I be joking?
EDD
You make stuff up all the time!
MATT
Like when?
The MONSTER screeches.
MATT and EDD scream and run. They dive behind an upturned CAR and huddle down.
The TAZER CLAW shocks the MONSTER. It wails, then starts advancing after them.
RINGO squirms.
RINGO
Leave- Edd- Awone!
TORD
Too late! He will die so my plan can succeed.
RINGO
I won't wet you!
RINGO struggles against its own TAZER CLAW. It gets shocked, but grits its teeth through it.
RINGO
Your pawfetic Earth weapons can't harm me.
TORD
No? Then you won't mind this.
The TAZER CLAW swings RINGO back, then slams down onto the ground.
EDD and MATT cringe behind the CAR as they hear every thud.
EDD
I have to go save him.
MATT
You can't! If you go out there you'll die - and then I'll die!
EDD
He's messing with my cat!
EDD rushes out from behind the car-
MATT
Edd!
EDD rolls across the ground, the MONSTER'S claws narrowly missing him. He continues running.
EDD
Put Ringo down!
TORD
So many demands today. Fine.
The TAZER CLAW drops RINGO. EDD leaps and catches him before he hits the ground. RINGO looks up at EDD, singed around the edges.
RINGO
I'm not feline too good...
RINGO laughs, weak. EDD blinks back tears.
EDD
I already said that one.
RINGO coughs.
EDD
Hang in there, baby.
RINGO
You shoulda stayed with me on da ship.
EDD
I couldn't leave my friends behind.
EDD carefuly lays RINGO down on the ground. He turns to face TORD.
EDD
Except you. You're not my friend anymore. In fact, you're off the Christmas card list!
Everyone gasps!
TORD
So cruel, Edd... But that will make this so much easier.
EDD
What-
The TASER CLAW grabs EDD around the throat.
RINGO
Edd!
TORD
Call your people to Earth. It's time I made them regret ever rejecting me.
And if you don't, I'll run ten bolts of lightning through him.
EDD struggles.
EDD
(STRAINED)
Don't do it!
The TASER CLAWS electrocute EDD, making him writhe in pain. RINGO stares at him, eyes wide and shining. He slowly looks down.
RINGO
I have to.
RINGO sits up, shakes off the dirt, and tilts his head back. He meows. It echoes up into the sky. In the distance, EDUARDO'S SATELLITE flickers green.
TORD
Yes! They will come, and they will taste my revenge!
MATT
You were a terrible cook!
MATT has leapt out, CHAINSAW revving. He throws it, the blade cutting through the TAZER CLAW arm. EDD drops to the ground, coughing and choking. RINGO rushes over and EDD pulls it into a hug.
MATT
Hah! I saved him!
The MONSTER growls. It's just behind MATT.
MATT
Oh.
Uh. Hey, Tom, we've been through this. It's me, Matt!
The MONSTER advances.
TORD
The beast possessing him does not care about you. You can't escape this time.
TORD bares his fangs.
TORD
Goodbye, brave soldier.
The MONSTER is electroctured, making it screech. Enraged, it grabs the CAR and lifts it up over its head.
MATT screams and runs.
The MONSTER throws the CAR. It flies directly at MATT, getting larger and larger. It crashes into the ground and MATT leaps, getting flung further away by the impact.
Outside - GARDEN
He lands on a BED OF FLOWERS outside a house.
MATT
Whew! That was lucky.
MATT looks over. The VENGEFUL ZOMBIE has his hand in its mouth.
MATT
Oh.
CHOMP! The VENGEFUL ZOMBIE bites off MATT'S hand. MATT screams while the VEGNGEFUL ZOMBIE celebrates.
OUTSIDE - THE RUINS
EDD clutches RINGO in his arms and stands.
EDD
Tord! You don't need to do all this!
TORD
Oh yes I do, Edd. This is how I take my rightful place as the leader! I'm finally going to fulfil my greatest dream!
EDD
Isn't this too much? Isn't this dreaming too big?
TORD
No dream is too big! You know what they say, Aim for the Catto Planet and land among the stars!
EDD
Maybe this one is! Tord, please listen to me. All of this...
EDD gestures to the destruction and the MONSTER being electrocuted to submission.
EDD
Is it worth it? Just to feel big? Isn't it okay to be small for once?
TORD
No! I will not be small. I will not be dragged down by useless people. It's too late, Edd, I can't go back now.
EDD
Sure you can. We can... Get you a shave, maybe a bit of makeup. Brush your hair down maybe. No one would notice!
TORD
Hair?
He points at his hair spikes.
TORD
These are my ears!
EDD
Oh. Oh Jees.
RINGO coughs in EDD’s arms.
RINGO
I'm sowwy, Edd.
EDD
You did what you had to.
RINGO
But I may have doomed you. Our miwitawy powers are advanced. And dat guy isnt going to back down.
TORD slams his fist on the machine.
TORD
I will fight every single one of those space bastards, and claim my rightful throne as the Cat King! Then they will have to accept me! I will be unstoppable!
He looks over, TOM'S prone figure lies over his legs, SUIT ripped.
MATT
Tom?
MATT shakes him.
MATT
Tom, wake up buddy.
TOM is unresponsive.
MATT
(WELLING UP)
...Tom?
TOM farts.
MATT gags.
MATT
Augh!
TOM
Hah!
MATT
Get off me!
TOM
It's funny because you're suffering.
MATT kicks TOM off him.
The pair settle down to sit on the rubble. Both of them are wounded and bleeding.
TOM
So much for being better on my own.
MATT
Yeah. I didn't manage to make my zombie army either. The only one I could get to follow me was this guy.
The VENGEFUL ZOMBIE snarls, pulling itself hand by hand closer.
MATT
Hey, two meters, buster.
MATT shoots the NAIL GUN at the VENGEFUL ZOMBIE, pinning it in place. It wails. TOM grimaces at the sight.
TOM
I'm sorry about earlier.
MATT
Yeah, you should be.
TOM kicks him.
MATT
Ow.
MATT punches TOM's arm.
TOM
Ow. This is why I hate you
(BEAT)
Nah. I don't hate you. Not because of that, anyway. I shouldn't have pushed you away like I did.
TOM sighs, puts his face in his hands.
MATT
Well... You know how it is. This pandemic has been hard on all of us.
TOM
No. That's not it. I think something's wrong with me. I think something's been wrong with me for a long time.
MATT reaches a hand out to touch TOM'S shoulder, hesitates, then sets it back down on his lap.
MATT
I get that.
TOM
Huh. As if.
MATT
I do. What you said before was... Honestly it was really, really mean.
TOM
Yeah. Definitely some of my best work.
MATT
Indubitably. But it was also... True.
TOM sits up to look at him.
MATT
I may be handsome, well-dressed and smell like a summer's breeze...
TOM
More like a waste tip on a hot day.
MATT frowns at him.
TOM
Right. Go on.
MATT
But even I have problems I'm dealing with. Even with all my brilliant genetics and fantastic sense of style... I'm still haunted by the horrible decisions I made in my past, that ultimately led to our friendship being permanently complicated and tense due to unresolved trauma.
Echoes of a bear growling, a gunshot, and TOM wailing "Father!". Both look equally traumatized as they remember their past.
MATT
But I've found a way to push back against all those bad thoughts I have about myself.
TOM
You... Stopped giving guns to bears?
MATT
Haha. No. Not even slightly. I do daily affirmations!
MATT whips a pocket mirror out and grins at his reflection.
MATT
You are so good looking!
He turns the mirror to TOM.
MATT
Here, you try!
TOM sighs and regards his expression. He pulls a few faces, then slowly settles into a smile.
TOM
You're alright.
MATT
See! You'll be just like me in no time!
MATT throws an arm around TOM's shoulders.
TOM
God, I hope not.
MATT
I don't think there's anything wrong with you, Tom, no more than there's anything wrong with, uh, other avid gun collectors. The only thing that is wrong, is that horrible demon possessing your body that turns you into a monster and attacks the city.
TOM
...Thanks, Matt.
MATT
Also your terrifying face.
TOM
You can stop now.
TOM pushes MATT's arm off him and stands. He looks down at his ruined SUIT.
TOM
What now? We're both a mess and we still don't even know where Edd is.
MATT
I have one solution.
MATT pulls out a roll of DUCT TAPE.
TOM'S eyes widen.
YANK! RIP! SLAP!
TOM’s SUIT is patched up with the TAPE.
TOM
Huh, guess you retained some skills from when we did the roof.
MATT
(SHIFTY)
Haha. Yeah. The roof.
TOM spots something on the floor, steadily makes his way over and picks it up. It's a piece of MISSILE. He turns it over. The READ LEADER symbol has been painted onto it. MATT looks at it, shrugs at him.
A SPARKLE in the sky.
MATT squints up at it.
MATT
What is that?
TOM
I don't know. Probably another one of Tord's stupid inventions.
MATT
No. That!
He points up. TOM tilts his head back.
The SPARKLE grows larger. Fire, burning, plummeting towards EARTH. A second SPARKLE appears behind it.
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