riseark

i look normal but believe me i talk to cats

my mind hand touched a hot memory stove

#ratatouille

blood spray is just another kind of cumshot

do you want a warm, weighted, vibrating plushie that acts like a heat seeking missile and intermittently stabs you? What I have just described to you is Felis catus and there is a dark secret to it

Somewhere out there on a planet very far away is a civilization that has included our sun in a beloved constellation of some animal we couldn't dream up if we tried

I like your brain

There's friends, there's lovers, there's coworkers, and then there's whatever the hell is going on between Fox Mulder and Dana Scully

HEY GUYS WE GOT ANOTHER ONE

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

one thing about me is i’m gonna go lay down