ARE YOU CRAAAAZY ENOUGH FOR ME?!

“YESSSSSS!!!” Roo bounced up and down excitedly, almost bouncing off the walls. If there was one thing that the kangaroo loved, it was blowing things up. “LET’S GO EXPLODE UP SOME STUFF!”

“WHY YES I HAVE!! I HELPED N. GINNY AND I GOT A NEW SHIPMENT OF TNT CRATES, AND IT WAS AMAZING!”

“WELL I DON’T WANNA MAKE ANYONE MAD, BUT....N. GIN!!! BECAUSE OF ALL THE COOL EXPLODEY THINGS HE MAKES!!” 

Oh? What was this? Roo wasn’t used to people petting his head like this, but it was nice! “THANK YOU! WHAT ARE YOU DOING??” He tilted his head in confusion.

Roo did a salute with his tongue before bouncing off, seemingly toward the main storage. After a moment he came back with a plutonium core being balanced on his head. Somehow, the kangaroo both hadn’t dropped it, and hadn’t gotten radiation poisoning from the core. 

“IT’S NOT AS NICE AS IT MIGHT SOUND, THAT’S FOR SURE! I HAVE TO USE MY FEET OR TONGUE FOR EVERYTHING, AND LET ME TELL YOU, SOME THINGS DO NOT TASTE GOOD!” Roo laughed manically, but that just seemed to be how he ended every sentence.

[Oh my god it’s been a while since I’ve been on here. Well, I played Crash 4, so I might as well come back! As much as I can, anyway.]

Roo tilted his head as he looked at this puppet thing in front of him. Then...he smiled, bouncing around the puppet in circles to get a better look at him.  “WOW! YOU’RE MADE OF WOOD! HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SET ON FIRE BEFORE?! ARE YOU FIREPROOF?! HAVE YOU EVER HAD TO DEAL WITH TERMITES??” Poor Roo had very little concept of “personal space”, unfortunately. But he was just so excited to see this cool new possible friend!

“SO DIDJA LIKE THE MAC N CHEESE I MADE YA?! DIDJA?!” Roo asked excitedly. Ah yes, the mac n cheese that was made using seawater, and mayo.

“HEY GINNY, WATCHU WORKIN ON?!?!”

“TF2, AND.....SANS UNDERTALE!!!”

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