swim motherfucka

You okay?

Dear Zeus, who thought this was ever a good idea?

They fellow's smiling, so watch it, Curly.

Uh… No. It was some research I did. 

I would offer to redo it, but I'd probably get you an F.

You’re gonna have to face them some day. Did you commit to a school yet? 

You and your damn logic will be the end of me, plus your smile. That too.

Good, I guess. Finals are coming up, graduation is coming up. I almost feel like I’m actually growing up. How about you? Where’ve you been?

Oh god, let's not talk about responsibilities.

Wow, I’m glad that wasn’t my car you hit. You know, if I had a car.

Fiona, how's it going?

Seriously? I can’t pay a mechanic with fucking trident layers.

It's a dent. I an take a look at it if you want.

Thank God I am not sick anymore.

Weren't you sick for like a year?

Shit.

Forgot an assignment?