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shark vs the universe

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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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YOU ARE THE REASON

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This gif literally is one of the biggest wins I have ever seen, forever reblog.
Hell yes

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Intellectual reading that references Harry Potter?! *swoon*
I'm reading The Worthing Saga by Orson Scott Card. I thought this was a wonderfully sad and beautiful passage. "...there were no horses for her to ride..." Cheers to the industrialization of the world! :/
Nope. Definitely not leaving.

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Woo Democracy!
Recreational pot is legal in Colorado and Washington! Gay marriage is legal in Maine and Maryland! Imma get stoned and make love a lady to celebrate!
Police:where do you live?
Me:with my parents
Police:where do your parents live?
Me:with me
Police:where do you all live?
Me:together
Police:where is your house?
Me:next to my neighbors house
Police:where do your neighbors live?
Me:if i tell you, you wont believe me
Police:tell me
Me:next to my house
Really, thank you America.
This is a true statement, which makes me feel pretty awesome: -I am 22 years old and I have a Bachelor of Arts degree in Communication from the University of Arkansas, where I was a member of the University Symphony Orchestra for 4 years and I graduated as a Fulbright Scholar with a cumulative grade point average of 3.85.- But at the same time, the complete lack of a response from the job market makes me feel pretty damn shitty. I feel like I have accomplished something huge and wonderful in my life but I am consistently discouraged by the lack of opportunities available to me. I am an intelligent, creative, dedicated, and hardworking woman, and I wish someone would give me the opportunity to prove that.
It’s a Happy Halloween at Maurice’s! 💁👠💄

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I will love you as a thief loves a gallery and as a crow loves a murder, as a cloud loves bats and as a range loves braes. I will love you as misfortune loves orphans, as fire loves innocence and as justice loves to sit and watch while everything goes wrong. I will love you as a battlefield loves young men and as peppermints love your allergies, and I will love you as the banana peel loves the shoe of a man who was just struck by a shingle falling off a house. I will love you as a volunteer fire department loves rushing into burning buildings and as burning buildings love to chase them back out, and as a parachute loves to leave a blimp and as a blimp operator loves to chase after it. I will love you as a dagger loves a certain person’s back, and as a certain person loves to wear dagger proof tunics, and as a dagger proof tunic loves to go to a certain dry cleaning facility, and how a certain employee of a dry cleaning facility loves to stay up late with a pair of binoculars, watching a dagger factory for hours in the hopes of catching a burglar, and as a burglar loves sneaking up behind people with binoculars, suddenly realizing that she has left her dagger at home. I will love you as a drawer loves a secret compartment, and as a secret compartment loves a secret, and as a secret loves to make a person gasp, and as a gasping person loves a glass of brandy to calm their nerves, and as a glass of brandy loves to shatter on the floor, and as the noise of glass shattering loves to make someone else gasp, and as someone else gasping loves a nearby desk to lean against, even if leaning against it presses a lever that loves to open a drawer and reveal a secret compartment. I will love you until all such compartments are discovered and opened, and until all the secrets have gone gasping into the world. I will love you until all the codes and hearts have been broken and until every anagram and egg has been unscrambled. I will love you until every fire is extinguised and until every home is rebuilt from the handsomest and most susceptible of woods, and until every criminal is handcuffed by the laziest of policemen. I will love unitil M. hates snakes and J. hates grammar, and I will love you until C. realizes S. is not worthy of his love and N. realizes he is not worthy of the V. I will love you until the bird hates a nest and the worm hates an apple, and until the apple hates a tree and the tree hates a nest, and until a bird hates a tree and an apple hates a nest, although honestly I cannot imagine that last occurrence no matter how hard I try. I will love you as we grow older, which has just happened, and has happened again, and happened several days ago, continuously, and then several years before that, and will continue to happen as the spinning hands of every clock and the flipping pages of every calendar mark the passage of time, except for the clocks that people have forgotten to wind and the calendars that people have forgotten to place in a highly visible area. I will love you as we find ourselves farther and farther from one another, where we once we were so close that we could slip the curved straw, and the long, slender spoon, between our lips and fingers respectively. I will love you until the chances of us running into one another slip from slim to zero, and until your face is fogged by distant memory, and your memory faced by distant fog, and your fog memorized by a distant face, and your distance distanced by the memorized memory of a foggy fog. I will love you no matter where you go and who you see, no matter where you avoid and who you don’t see, and no matter who sees you avoiding where you go. I will love you no matter what happens to you, and no matter how I discover what happens to you, and no matter what happens to me as I discover this, and now matter how I am discovered after what happens to me as I am discovering this.
Lemony Snickett
1. Lady voting is determined by hormones and ovulation. When we are ovulating, we vote for the sexier candidate and care not about political stances. Be careful on November 6, ladies. Be very careful.
2. There are gradations of rape ranging from forcible to legitimate to God-intended.
3. In…
Hahaha. Absolutely brilliant!!
“16. If you have no international affairs experience, saying, “My policies are the same as his,” is a viable option.”