UNBREAKABLE!

wish i would get thirstfollowed. but y’all only follow me cuz i’m funny and brilliant or whatever

anyone else got problems

no you’re the only one

ok. sorry

your inability to learn complicated handshakes is tearing this gang apart

Thank you, I was :D

armadillo, born and raised in the desert for years without seeing a large body of water: *sees a pool* ohhhhh fuck yeag im goin in that big puddle baby

There are many people who know much more about frogs than you ever will. Humble yourself

Listen, if you give me only verbal instructions, understand that I will not understand a word you said no matter how good they were if it’s more than one or two steps

please give the instructions on a piece of paper so i can forget that i have it in 5 minutes

The inherent embarrassment in desiring anything

any body free tonight, i wanna check out the bottom of the ocean but not alone

the drift in pacific rim is basically submitting to the mortifying ordeal of being known and that’s why we all went feral over it

being able to pilot a giant robot and punch monsters is a much more tangible reward than being loved.