Jaahas

date a girl who says yes when u ask her out

oh so you’re just going to wear a black turtleneck?? like some kind of slut????

the feminine urge to reread the song of achilles all way down to "I'm going to be the first. I swear it" part and immediately close the book as if my life depended on it

the fact that I have to be in the “right headspace” to do even the simplest tasks. absolutely humiliating

you know what i think really slaps? the fact that every generation of teens online have grown up with personality quizzes. when i was a teen we had quizilla. before the rise of buzzfeed they were ubiquitous in magazines and a bunch of sites had flash personality quizzes that played like games. now we have uquiz. entire chunks of the internet might be getting phased out someday but on god we have our right to find out which fruit best represents our personality

dogs are like i will lay down and huff sadly while staring balefully at you until you feel guilty and give me food. cats are like hey mom oh nice cereal don’t mind if i do! with their little criminal faces already in your fucking bowl

girlboss? no. girlunion. girlstrike.

girlworkers of the girlworld unite

going to tell my libertarian econ professor that SJWs want to change the word boysenberry to girlsenberry and watch him stroke out

I can fix me

Gotta do everything by my fucking self around here

Mouse pilot on the rodent airline: this is your captain squeaking