Next Level Churros

speaking of america’s favorite fruit (not optional) i love applerankings.com so fucking much. absolute necessity for any real Appleheads out there

where is that cat with the kind and reassuring face

thank you…..

I love how its getting closer to that time of year again and ppl starting to reblog my boy again

This is a rest post. Feel free to rest by the fire and regain your strength before venturing below

there is a demon in your house named CARBON MONOXIDE. he enchants your mind with confusion and your body with exhaustion. you need to call a powerful exorcist named HVAC TECHNICIAN

Ribbed condoms don’t even taste like ribs.

Who the fuck wrote this

all fanfiction is funnier and sexier and vastly better-written when you read it at three in the morning, in the dark, lying on your side, tucked into bed, with screen rotate turned off. that’s just how it works. that’s just facts.

God I hate storytelling if I don’t do it I will combust

The accuracy though