Rink Rover

@rinkrover

I'm a fourth-line academic who leaves it all in the Word document after every shift. I typically play an energy role by picking up the odd shift in the lecture hall to rest my tenured linemates. As the Bard's bodyguard, I'm often seen as a goon by other scholars. I mostly post images from my hockey humour blog: rinkrover.ca Follow me on twitter: @RinkRover

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Life as a Leafs fan.

#Toronto Maple Leafs #Leafs Nation #Monopoly Parody

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My mock up for commemorative coins that honour the 2013 Stanley Cup Champions.

#Chicago Blackhawks #Stanley Cup #Marian Hossa

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Crosby is not an elegant laugher.

Will the Chicago Blackhawks have a glorious or tragic season following their Stanley Cup championship in 2013?

#Chicago Blackhawks #Jonathan Toews #Titus Andronicus

This is the only way for Randy Carlyle to get even with Mikhail Grabovski for what he said after being bought out by the Leafs.

#Mikhail Grabovski #Leafs #Belieber #Justin Bieber

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How hockey history will remember Nicklas Lidstrom.

#Detroit Red Wings #Nicklas Lidstrom #300

Wayne's World as it should have been.

#Wayne's World

Colton Orr has fought someone from every Eastern Conference team except for the Detroit Red Wings. Better watch out, Al the Octopus!

#Leafs #Colton Orr #Al the Octopus #Detroit Red Wings

Robbie Hart: What're you doing here?

Daniel Alfredsson: I told you last night. I realized I was wrong, and I want to play in Ottawa. I can learn to deal with the fact that the Sens are just another hockey team, not a Stanley Cup contender.

Robbie Hart: I don't want you to lean to deal with that. That's not how NHL contracts work!

Daniel Alfredsson: I'll talk to you about this when you're feeling better.

Robbie Hart: Hey, psycho! I'm not going to feel better about this. It's over. So please get out of my Ottawa Senators jersey before you jinx the team and they never win the cup or relocate again!!!

#Daniel Alfredsson #Ottawa Senators #The Wedding Singer #Adam Sandler

Will "The Hangover 4" star the 2013-14 Blackhawks, or will Chicago be the first team to repeat in the 21st century?

#Chicago Blackhawks #stanley cup #The Hangover

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Proposal for a new Olympic flag.

#Sochi 2014 #Winter Olympics #IOC

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Metroids love life energy, but they also love pizza [❤]

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I feel that I've missed my calling in life: I should have been born as a pizza-eating Metroid.

As contract negotiations drag on, Cody Franson is split between listening to his conscience (Carlton the Bear) and his id (N.J. Devil).

#Leafs #Cody Franson #New Jersey Devils

How has this never been a thing?

#Original Six #Lucky Charms

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Iggy Pop photographed by Ebet Roberts, January 1st, 1986.

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Only Iggy could pull off this shirt.

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Hockey terms: "Gorgonesque" is an adjective used to describe a goal that's so ugly, it turns the net minder to stone.

#hockey terms #gorgonesque

Prospect prediction: the Leafs' Ryan Rupert, currently playing for the OHL's London Knights, will make Brad Marchand look like a Care Bear.

#Ryan Rupert #Leafs #London Knights #Brad Marchand

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