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to me demons are like cats just doing whatever they want causing problems on purpose, while angels are like hares theyre painfully aware of their place in this world theyve seen the end

I used to really like the ✨ emoji but now she's best friends with AI and I feel like I can't trust her anymore

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

Hey sorry if I’m kinda weird I was supposed to be dead by now

this site ain't so bad. it's something to do in the mornings while ur bread toasts, right? ^_^

Your 20s are not about getting your life together they're about learning to escape the self imposed torture labyrinth you've built inside your own head

whenever I see ppl who r really against people role-playing kinky stuff during sex, it makes me imagine a world where people are like.. "DNI if you attend scare attractions"

very 🥰🥰🥰 when musicians leave bits in songs where they're saying 'is this thing on?' or 'it's still recording y'know.' chairs scraping, retuning guitars, saying 'let's do that bit again', 'was that take any good?'

magical girl shows are good because their attacks will be something like "super love sunshine friendship beam" but make no mistake, super love sunshine friendship beam WILL end you. super love sunshine friendship beam will leave a crater in the ground where you once stood. you cannot understimate the power of super love sunshine friendship beam.

cursed to be a tumblr user forever

i think we should start openly mocking male creatives who can't figure out how to write women. like actually i think it's embarrassing that it took elliot page transitioning for christopher nolan to give him a good role. why did it take like ten years to get the first female lead in a marvel movie? why is it a Known Fact that stephen king can't write women? why is 50% of the population omitted from large ensemble works? i asked my friend to name a movie directed by a man with a majority female cast and he said ghostbusters 2016. ghostbusters. ghostbusters. g

Extra sad/funny because women can write believable complex lead and supporting male characters and do, all the time.

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat