let's cause a scene

hmmm. hmm. i think today is a day to wrap myself in a large blanket and lie very still

henry cavill as the witcher is just legolas if he was straight

If you had five billion you could hop from job to job, calling entitled customers idiots all across your city, putting the fear of You into every shithead in town until people become afraid to be rude to servers and cashiers, lest you emerge from the back room like some kind of manners-enforcing specter

I hate that the only way to find new music is to listen to new music………………………….. who made this system

A glass that pushes cat off of counters

This is it. Peak humor

no sideblogs, we chaotically cram our personal posts, aesthetic posts, and 800 hyperfixations into one blog like men

anyone else horny as fuck right now

Literally what the fuck

But did she bring back the hat??

i had to see this so now you all have to too

I’m fucking upset