stupid cunt positivity zone

one time at a funeral i panicked and said the first drink i could think of and the bartender made me the pina colada With all the fixings all the trims all the bells and whistles i didnt even ask imagine youre at a funeral and the person besides you is drinking a pina colada with whip cream as tall as the drink with a cherry and an umbrella, thats what happened to me

Need to remember that laying down after two cups of coffee results in suicidal despair

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

had a meeting at work yesterday with a guy i didn’t know and he said the phrase, “feed two birds with one scone”, which i thought indicated a conscientious and generous spirit