baby, we were born to run.

I do have a car, but it's a nice day. Would you mind if we walked? 

Or because I’m a decent person, I could rescue from that and we could do something actually fun.

Oh, my knight and shining armor, come to rescue me from doing school work.

You won’t be disappointed.  You gotta car, or are we walking?

Well, that depends. How far is the Dairy Queen?

That's quite kind of you. And in that case, I'm in, but just to see you perfect that 'perfect dairy queen swirl.'

Probably something simple, I’m thinking strawberry banana.

Strawberry banana is good, but I might go for a blueberry.

It’s settled then; overrated ice cream and sitting in front of the TV for hours… Sounds amazing.

Anything to get my mind off of homework.

Well let’s all take a moment to thank God, Allah, Zeus and everything in between that you aren’t allowed to make PSA’s.

Instead of thanking them for something useless, how about I just ask all of the 'mighty powers' to make you just disappear?

I meant, y’know, buy some, take it back to my house, get our Friends marathon on.

Oh, sure, I haven't seen Friends in ages!

Let’s just go to your house, I’m not really in the mood for spending money.

No problem, what kind of smoothie do you think you'll want?

Is it okay with me if you accept the invitation I just extended?

You better be joking with me! I don't want to get my hopes up for nothing. 

No need to thank me for being honest… So, where are you headed?

I was going to the library, but it wasn't like I was really looking forward to studying for the rest of the day.

Why’d you ask me if you don’t know where it is?

Oh, yeah, ice, fruit, other various items. And I don't know - I figured there might be somewhere where they sold smoothies.

Oh, I get it; “learn some class” is your way of saying, “I don’t know what else to say so I’m gonna tell her to learn something I desperately wish I could have.” I didn’t realize there was some humor under that brown nose.

Actually, I just said it because I feel it should be like one of those public service announcements. Nobody should ever have that much ignorance to other people.