so it g o e s

current mood is deadpool screaming ‘for jeff goldblum’ while throwing a spear at a dinosaur

i reached a point where my friends don’t know if i’m joking or talking seriously. they didn’t even know if i was joking or not when i said that idris elba and amy adams were in twilight (2008)

Literally sometimes as a woman you just have to put your hair up and move heavy furniture around in an unconventional manner

i hate that i’ve reached an age where “were you even alive when this song came out?” is something i say now. like my dad used to say that to me ALL the time and it made me so mad and now i hear michelle branch on the radio and i’m like what y’all know bout this……

not to be nsfw but can someone hold my hand and do the thumb rub thing

you come into MY chilis, BARBECUE SAUCE ON YOUR TITTIES, and disrespect MY valentino white bag? fuck, i can’t believe you’ve done this. you’re disrespecting a FUTURE US army soldier - i think i know more about american girl dolls than you. ive got the power of god AND anime on my side!!!

don’t claim to know pain if you haven’t read this post