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My dad and I once had a disagreement over him using the adage "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger."
I said, "That's just not true. Sometimes what doesn't kill you leaves you brittle and injured or traumatized."
He stopped and thought about that for a while. He came back later, and said, "It's like wood glue."
He pointed to my bookshelf, which he helped me salvage a while ago. He said, "Do you remember how I explained that, once we used the wood glue on them, the shelves would actually be stronger than they were before they broke?"
I did.
"But before we used the wood glue, those shelves were broken. They couldn't hold up shit. If you had put books on them, they would have collapsed. And that wood glue had to set awhile. If we put anything on them too early, they would have collapsed just the same as if we'd never fixed them at all. You've got to give these things time to set."
It sounded like a pretty good metaphor to me, but one thing I did pick up on was that whatever broke those shelves, that's not the thing that made them stronger. That just broke them. It was being fixed that made them stronger. It was the glue.
So my dad and I agreed, what doesn't kill you doesn't actually make you stronger, but healing does. And if you feel like healing hasn't made you stronger than you were before, you're probably not done healing. You've got to give these things time to set.
So are Minecraft duos just always destined to be doomed or....
Hannibal (2013-2015)
One of the crew members said it took six people holding the door up on the other side to keep Mads from breaking it down

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Tump dies tonight while giving his speech in the hot hot sun. Like to charge, reblog to cast
Stop saying “I’m diagnosed,” start saying “it’s canon”
Incredible events unfolding on reddit
I would die for Tessa. I would find her 200 toothbrushes.
So it looks like Tessa has been using these veggietales toothbrushes for ages, but has misplaced the stash.
currently liking the character so much that all I can do is pace around my darkened house saying "they make me die"
under my tyrannical rule all characters will be on the aroace spectrum

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honestly i never thought the phrase “i want that twink obliterated” was like a sexual thing. like when i read the phrase i imagine “a meteor like the one that killed the dinosaurs is summoned from the heavens and hits the twink in question” type situation
I always pictured something like this
You seem pretty gay for a country that's so homophobic.
Its actually really insane to me how much saps and flux are such a contrast with one another but somehow stuck together as besties. It seems so unreal... like they genuinely follow in their duo namesake
Chronically offline v Chronically online Extrovert v introvert Loves giving attention v loves getting attention
These two are just not real. They are a genuine polarity its so funny you would not believe it, you'd think they're some fanfic trope
Like, oh yes, sure, ofc the cat-lover is a dog-coded person and the dog-lover is a cat-coded person. Of course. Mhm yup, sounds about right. These fuckers are simply not real people.
Oh you thought thats it? NO
Oldest child (saps) v youngest child (flux)
Fav blood type? O- the universal donor (saps) v AB+ the universal recipient (flux)
Good cook v good baker
Bonus point on saps and flux polarity: their thoughts on death and immortality. Saps doesn't want immortality and accepts death. Like saps does not want to live past his loved ones, he wants to age with them Flux wants immortality and fears death.
HOW IS THIS HAPPENING
HOW DO YOU BOTH EXIST
THESE TYPES OF THINGS ARE ONLY SEEN IN FICTION!!!
Idk how they manage to be such best friends when they're genuine polar opposites of each other ON EXTREME ENDS
This is me not even mentioning their typing patterns, mc skins, how they carry themselves, etc. THIS IS ALREADY TOO LONG
actually liking your friends is so embarrassing but so necessary. like im really over here smiling and laughing at texts. on a discord call while we sit in silence doing our own things. talking for literal hours and not even realizing. platonically head-over-heels.
@confused-reading-ink-rat @onlygnomes @eryllearchive
haha LOSER
:((
i love you i love you
:DDD

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actually liking your friends is so embarrassing but so necessary. like im really over here smiling and laughing at texts. on a discord call while we sit in silence doing our own things. talking for literal hours and not even realizing. platonically head-over-heels.
@confused-reading-ink-rat @onlygnomes @eryllearchive
haha LOSER
:((
actually liking your friends is so embarrassing but so necessary. like im really over here smiling and laughing at texts. on a discord call while we sit in silence doing our own things. talking for literal hours and not even realizing. platonically head-over-heels.
@confused-reading-ink-rat @onlygnomes @eryllearchive