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@ricky-bmont
Headcannon + Steven Beaumont
As much as he claims his kid brother is an annoying pain in his ass, Ricky is actually really proud of him. It’s not easy, growing up in your older brothers shadow, but Ricky has a feeling that Steven will eclipse him soon enough.
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I’m good. I’m— [ the stumbling, she would admit, wasn’t helping her case and neither was the fact she was moments away from knocking over a cheese platter but she was in her highest heels. Definitely not her fault. She was definitely good ] Good. And you… [ Stella pressed her hand to their chest ] Are very good.
So I’ve been told. [ Ricky placed what he hoped was a steadying hand in the relatively safe territory of her waist, hoping it would be enough to keep tragedy from befalling the cheese platter and his beer. ]
My mom tried to bribe me to stay home and chaperone the after party, no thank you. I don’t need thirty drunk teenagers to baby sit, unless I’m getting paid by the hour. Drunk adults are much more my speed.
[ e-evans ]
Right, you’re right. Which is a really good uh, sign for what I’m trying to do. Say. [ laughs a lil ] Yes, that’s so very true. I can’t count the number of times I’ve heard the same tragic tale of loss and heart ache and that’s just from Greg’s break ups alone. I admire you for sticking to those guns. [ pauses for too long, now thinking about actual ‘Gunn’ ] Huh? Oh! Yes. What’s up… What is up, with me and my ongoing shenanigan they call life. I’m uh- I mean, not…me, per say. Can I give you a hypothetical? About a girl who met a guy and then hooked up with a guy on a regular, friendly, totally healthy booty call basis and then um—
You- You know?
Ooof. Greg’s breakups are always a tragedy. At this point I think he’s out drama-ing Shakespeare. Right- a hypothetical mhmm. W-wait, what?
(whispering so no one overhears) Are- are you saying what I think you’re saying? Are you sure? Like you’ve done tests?
e-evans :
Oh my god, what- what are you eating? I just- Sorry, I can’t even have my nose in direct line of that right now. I feel like it’s in my eyes. [ She holds a hand over her mouth ] No, no okay… I’m good. Nevermind.
What, you mean you don’t want pickles? I thought everyone in your -y’know- condition wanted pickles all the time? More for me then.
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e-evans :
I don’t want to say ‘duh’ per say because that seems so high school but… I think you just answered your own question. I know you usually have the bar in front of you and you’re usually talking to someone way more inebriated but please? Be my Samantha. Or Carrie if you want to change your mind last minute.
No, no, I mean duh is appropriate response no matter what life stage we’re at. Yes, inebriated people, always looking for advice from the friendly neighborhood bartender. I’m a Samantha and I stick by it. What’s up, Buttercup?
(carrying in a keg from out the back) I knew all of those deadlifts would pay off one day. And I’m not just talking about my frankly spectacular ass.
[ charlotte-the-confused ]
That can’t possibly be healthy. Do you need a non-alcoholic drink?
A non- what drink? Kidding, but no thanks. I’m fine, really.
[ theprodigaljennings ]
And you look snug as a bug in a rug, dude but some of us wanna sit our pert butts down too. Don’t leave me hanging. Suffering.
Plus I’m hiding from Jules and you always make for a pretty distraction.
What kind of bro would I be if I didn’t let you shelter from Jules and rest your pert butt at the same time?
Dude, what did you do this time?
[ e-evans ]
I can see that, hon but some of us have been waiting here for forever for you to get up. I need some…life advice.
Ugh, fine. Why am I the life advice guru? Shouldn’t you have, like a group of girlfriends for that or something, a-la Sex and the City? ...Wait am I one of the girlfriends? Dibs on being the Samantha.
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R I C K Y B E A U M O N T A E S T H E T I C S
> football, beer, all american heart throb, crew necks, baseball caps, keg stands, glory days, family disappointment, summer evenings, fireflies, second hand smoke.
Go away. Some of us are trying to sleep on a couch in the middle of the day, gosh.
minibeaumont :
No no, you….definitely aren’t supposed to be here. Please go home and grade papers, or watch Discovery Channel documentaries or something. Anything that doesn’t involve you being here, possibly embarrassing me.
Just for that I think I’ll stay, Steven. Why should I pass up a perfectly good opportunity to embarrass you? I think it would count as neglecting my brotherly duties.
Okay, next time someone invites me to a party I should probably make sure that it’s not being thrown by a student and that half the sophomores won’t be there. Because this is awkward, they aren’t supposed to know I have a life.
I just failed three quarters of the freshman chem class. Amazing yet disturbing how wrong some of these answers are.
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What’s new: Ricky is smart. Like maths genius smart. He’s also a werewolf. Oops?
Ricky Beaumont is just your average guy, I mean sure he’s ridiculously smart and good looking, but really he’s just your average guy according to himself. He loves four things in life, maths, science, football and comic books, the ordering is negotiable. And okay, women too.
He always liked sports as a kid, he excelled at it, the same way he excelled at maths and science. But when it came to his sophomore year of high school, Ricky was faced with a choice. Go for the quarter back on the football team, play well, train hard, possibly make a college team and then inevitably suffer a career ruining injury if he even gets that far and be left with nothing; Or, throw in the towel, at least competitively, study hard, make it to college, make it through college, and get a job working for somewhere really cool like NASA. There was also the very real chance that dropping the team would be considered social suicide, but he took the plunge anyway. After all, no one else he was friends with knew how to make explosives, threw amazing parties or could pull off ridiculously elaborate pranks with science. They needed him. And miraculously he made it work.
He also made it into college, choosing a science degree with a maths major, he spent his yearly years working at the bar once the thrill of being one of the customers had faded and everything was great, until it wasn’t. One night in his final year of college he was walking home after closing up the bar, just minding his own business, when out of nowhere a huge frickin’ dog decided it would be fun to chase him through the outskirts of Kreagan. He was doing alright too, for a little while, until he tripped and then it was a blur of snapping jaws and pain. He stumbled home somehow, and dragged himself to his apartment above his parents garage. He was at the point of passing out, from both the pain and the blood. Were humans supposed to bleed that much? Miraculously, he pulled himself together enough to clean and bandage the wound as best he could, before falling face first into his bed and passing out for real. The next morning, there was nothing underneath the bandage. Like nothing at all. He’d obviously hallucinated the whole thing, right? Except now everything was so much sharper, sounds, smells, he could even see better and run faster. So he did what any gen Y did when they were in a tough spot, he turned to the internet. The results were alarming and concerning, but it looked like he’d been bitten by a werewolf. Shit.
As the end of senior year approached, he got offered a job as a TA in the science department, he didn’t have full control yet, but he took the job anyway and used the summer break to at least make sure he could be around students without going full rabid dog on them. It worked, and now he’s the hot science TA. His passion for comic books has never faded either, he liked the idea of people having all these powers, and he regularly brings out his Captain America cosplay whenever he can, and if the whole TA gig doesn’t work out, he has a fantasy of opening Kreagan’s first comic book store.
