"Hm... seems this type of research might actually prove useful."
"I was expecting you lot to be insufferable, irritating, useless dickwa-augh-ads that I c-could easily disregard but... looks like I surprised myself." She sighs and lets go of the holographic dimensional file in her hand, and it flies right back into place in the shifting spiral behind her. "I guess that means setting this place up to be more... permanent."
"To the non-Ricks, be grateful I let you agh-sk me questions, just know I only answer the ones I want to. You're lucky I'm a f-fairly straightforward woman, at least compared to some of my male c-counterparts."
"To the Ricks on here, it's come to my attention that my scientific research has come off as 'nosy' and 'gossipy', so... I guess I'll explain myself."
"My research isn't just a hobby, or taking note of which Ricks are hooking up with each other; it's inherently linked to my studies of The Central F-Finite Curve. When Evil Morty punched a hole through it, it altered the integrity of the logarithmic parameters for the infinity filter of The CFC, allowing f-for discontinuous dimensions to filter in until it was f-fixed. I'm analyzing those discontinuities, and the rest of The Curve, f-for my safety and yours. You're welcome."
"I'm already monitoring you, what's a f-few questions? This isn't even my top priority and besides, it's not like I'm hiding anymore."
"I'm not your f-friend just because you're a Rick. ... but if you wanted to grab some drinks at Blips n Chitz sometime or need he-egh-lp or some bullshit I c-could try to find some time."
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!!MINORS DNI!!
• Due to Riq's sometimes rated-R nature she's not safe for minors. HOWEVER I might follow you from here because this blog is where I keep track of the R&M RP, but that is not permission to interact. I consider interaction any direct links between this blog and another blog through reblogs or asks.
• 18+ Topics: Violence/gore and substance abuse mostly, potential emotional abuse between her and her Morty (Moira/Mori). I'll tag anything with these things #18+, anything sexual will be tagged #spicy.
• #lore tag for mini-fics following her and her family. #interactive for rp starters, #past-interactive for closed rp starters. #answered for my asks that I've answered, #my asks for asks I've sent other rp blogs. #interactions for what it sounds like.
• Riq is like a jawbreaker, don't let her harsh exterior keep you from poking and prodding, she's got layers. She may act like C-137 on the outside but on the inside she's more like J-19Z7 (with more murdery and self-destructive tendencies but still) as she's directly between them in The Curve.
• I write like I'm taking everything seriously but that's just cos I'm shit at writing humor and she's so autistic she takes everything literally, by all means mess with her I love chaos and silliness. I prefer semi-lit to literate but whatever's more fun to you is good for me. More active in the discord as I'm more used to discord than tumblr, ask if you want an invite!
• Mun is 21+ if that wasn't obvious already. My fandom blog is rickle-n-mort-enthusiast, my main is maladaptive-escapism.
• Sorry if I don't reply right away I overthink all my responses and I'm quite busy, thank you for being patient <3
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”Ah, Riq.. aren’t you just radiant! It’s perfect to finally met you properly. The mutt certainly yaps about you being such a wonderful friend.”
@your-eldritch-loverboy
"Oh! Hey, there.. I'm guessing you're Incubus? I think I've heard the Priest mention you a f-few times. Though he f-failed to mention how.. charming you are. What're you up to, venturing into this interdimensional c-communications hub? Lonely?"
“Oh, Riq.. you’ll make a man blush. But not particularly.. I was.. mostly bored… hungry for a new meal. And who knows, I love meeting new people. I’m a social butterfly compared to Richard.”
”Ah, Riq.. aren’t you just radiant! It’s perfect to finally met you properly. The mutt certainly yaps about you being such a wonderful friend.”
@your-eldritch-loverboy
"Oh! Hey, there.. I'm guessing you're Incubus? I think I've heard the Priest mention you a f-few times. Though he f-failed to mention how.. charming you are. What're you up to, venturing into this interdimensional c-communications hub? Lonely?"
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"Do you have problems with the Galactic Government in your universe as well?"
Do I look like a f-fucking bureaucrat bootlicker to you? I’m always re-egh-ady to turn some f-fascist cockroaches into a splatter on the wall. There's always a steady supply... Practically a f-family business at this point with Beth high up on the Resistance chain now. I still have her f-first mugshot of when we went to Korblack-65 for target practice! Turned into a bit more than target practice...
I might’ve k-kept her away f-from all of that if I had known she would f-fuck off so often and leave me with the goddamn k-kids… but she's in her rebel phase, so I'll let her have her f-fun f-fighting the never-ending sewage of The Federation.
I did this as an answer to one of my rp blog threads but I'm gonna post it separately too cause holy crap, this turned out better than I expected or even planned x)
Riq has to laugh a bit at his uncertainty. "You think? Damn, how many of your tats did you just wa-agh-ke up with after a bender?"
She pulls out her portal gun and starts flipping through coordinates. "At least we'll be able to get 'em laying down, good pokes take a minute... Where're we getting wasted f-first? We c-can talk designs when we have some drinks in our hands."
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Send one of these for any Non-Romantic ship! Friends, family, mentor/apprentice, nemesis, you name it!
Five random headcanons for Riq and Nihil
⭒Whenever they get high, they bake goodies together.
⭒They send each other memes and tiktoks all day, saying "look it's you".
⭒When they go out drinking they dare each other to do stupid stunts, one in resulted Nihilistic burning a hole in his pants.
⭒On a whim for Halloween they once dressed up like ghosts using sheets, but ended up at McDonald's take pictures and demand Szechuan sauce.
⭒They have one night out of the week where they watch cheesy horrible movies, catch up about life, and such, and eat delicious food, all while smoking.
*Riquel presents a long case, which opens to reveal an ornate, crystal longsword etched with silver lightening bolts, with a stormcloud gray hilt.*
"Stole this off some Zeus wannabe, and immediately thought of you. C-careful when using it, it's basically a portable electric chair."
"Oh my, what a beautiful find; so many of those Zeus-es have trashy taste but not this one. This is gonna come in very handy on the worlds where they think I'm a goddess. Thank you so much darling, I love it."
She reached into her coat and pulls out a gift for Riquel. "I got something for you too." When Riquel opens it, she'll find a custom set of drones Ricky had built herself, each looking like a different colored bee, and about the size of a human fist. "You can command them to do just about any simple task; scouting, spying, they can carry a surprising amount of weight, they even do dictation. Something fun to play around with. I hope you like them "
*Riquel takes out one of the drones and turns it over in her hand, looking over its expert craftsmanship with a smile.*
"Aww Ricky, you shouldn't have. Thank you, this'll really help when I'm c-collecting data on other dimensions--or when I just don't f-feel like ge-egh-tting up."
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*Riquel peers down at the almost impossibly steep slope, with its crazy loops made of ice and dark tunnels that go into who-knows-where. She shivers with the frosty, mountain wind.*
"...and people survive this? ... F-fuck it, yeah let's go f-for it! This sled with q-questionable steering abilities should hold up..."
[ Healthy Rick was walking through a snowy landscape, when he felt a snowball hit the back of his head. As the snow from the ball fell to the ground, so did some of the toxins from his body. With a disoriented look on his face, he turned around to see Riquel. ]
[ Healthy Rick rubbed the back of his head, feeling the gap of where some of his goop used to be. He begins to meticulously scoop some snow from the ground, seeming very focused. ]
[ Healthy Rick quickly and accurately throws the snowball at Riquel's neck. Although the ball doesn't maintain its form at all, the snow disperses to the point of rolling under Riquel's clothes, the cold soaking in. ]
*Riquel was mid-throw when he hit her with the snowball, and it throws off her aim entirely as the cold snow seeps into her clothes and gives her a violent, full-body shiver.*
"F-f-fuck!" *She shakes her arms but it's no use, the snow is water now. Her eyes narrow at Healthy Rick.*
"You leave me no choice but to dec-clare war, bi-egh-tch, prepare to be snowed on." *She says while glaring, though the corner of her mouth twitches up into a half-smile.*
*She pauses for a moment, staring him down... before she whips out her portal gun and shoots a portal on the ground next to her, which opens another portal above his head. She quickly kneels down and shovels as much snow as she possibly can through the portal.*
