Jul 29, 2024
@nihilistic-rick We're here to pick you up
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@nihilistic-rick We're here to pick you up
@rickwithtits @spacepiratericky
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Psst. I see you lurking... What are you up to ?
Lu-ugh-rrking? Me? Noo nono, this is research, and nothing specific to y-you either.
Though I do like to observe the...what are the k-kids calling it these days, the tea? And it looks like y-you got yourself into some recently.
"Tch, a Wizard Rick, huh? Never f-found the stuff to be reliable. Oh and you have a magic shop t-too, cute. Wouldn't be surprised if you're not on a C-Curve..."
"Alchemist, not a wizard. And only Citadel Ricks care enough about making sure they're the smartest in every room to the Quantum level."
He snorts
"Wonderful first impression, really showed how "too cool for it all" you are or whatever it is."
He rolled his eyes.
Hallowmeme - "we should go trick-or-treating in Colorado- I bet they hand out weed!"
"We definitely should, just to see if it's true. But I doubt it'll be of much quality of they're just handing it out."
🔮 - Riq
"... f-fiiine. I don't c-care much f-for magic but let's see what you got, k-kid."
"Truly, this isn't magic. But I'll let you believe what you wish."
She shuffles her cards, humming,
"Oh great spirits of Mortys past, please guide these tarot cards to show us your wisdom for this Rick’s highest good."
"I will be reading this spread from right to left. For your past, you have the High Priestess. Your present, The World, and your future the Two of Wands in Reverse." "In your past you've always been sure of your place in the universe. You believed that intellectually you were a leader and the commander of your world," she clicks her tongue, "But right now you've completed a cycle. In your present you are sitting pretty with what you've done to get here."
She waves her finger over the Two of Wands in Reverse, "But this will be short lived. You're not looking forward to your future. Mayhaps because of a series failing." She looks at the camera. "If you don't want this future, hold true to who you are. Be the Riq you want to be. Don't let any adjacent Rick mess with your continuity."
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"A cowboy Rick? Alright... Are you a regular c-cowboy, like you herd animals? Or do you go on adventures like 'traditional' Ricks?"
Regular cowboy, most of the time. Occasionally I take all three of the grandkids on portal adventures, when there isn't a job goin' on.
Heyy not-my-Beth, last time I was in The Citadel I heard some crazy shit about a Rick from dimension Y-529, what's up with that guy's Earth?
Does that Rick have a blog here? If he does, you'll have to ask him. I don't want any Ricks crying in my inbox for "spying" on them. But if he doesn't, I can look into it. Any particular place on Earth that you're wondering about?
I feel like we started off on the wrong foot, let's start over! Hi! I'm Rick G-1rl! It's very nice to meet you! 😸
-@girl-rick
Abs-*hiccup*-Absofuckinlutely, gurrl. N-nice to meet'cha too. Y-ya know the more I think about it, an Earth ran by only women mu-eugh-ust be prettyyy smooth. You-urrp probably a-already eradicated war, h-huh? He-*hiccup*-heyy, Stick Rick went home already b-but you can come over for s-some a-afterparty, if you want.