Rick Flag

"I love you."

"I hate you."

"Worst date of my life."

"How do you feel about polyamory?"

"So... I stabbed him."

"I might have killed him."

"Wanna go on a date?"

"Alcohol is not my friend."

"Can I marry whiskey?"

"I'm a drunken one-night stand type of girl."

"Will you marry me?"

"I'd rather marry the cactus."

"Wanna have the sex?"

"I killed my pet rock."

"Call me Satan."

"Why are bar fights frowned upon?"

"Why study when you can drink?"

"I have the power of a thousand unicorns."

"Werewolves are hot."

"I may or may not have binged Teen Wolf."

"I have the mutant ability to watch two weeks worth of episodes in two days."

"Sleep is for those who haven't spiraled into a life of chaos."

"I'm fluent in geek."

"Next person to tell me a cheesy pick up line gets slapped."

"That sweater has more sex appeal than you."

"Punch me."

"Netflix and chill?"

"I'm too adorable to slap."

"Just hit me."

"I never say no to drugs."

"You caught me, I'm a drug dealer."

"I think I married the vodka."

"My girly-ass drink has five times the alcohol than your wheat tea."

"So many fuckboys."

"Are you a serial killer?"

"I've killed more people than I can count."

"Brainwashing is fun."

"All I want is a kitten and vodka."

"Kiss me."

"You have nice skin, I can't wait to try it on."

"Stop yelling at me."

"Why do you have marshmallow flavored vodka?"

"I'm only drunk 99.9999999999999% percent of the time."

"He's only slightly dead."

"Don't judge my music."

"I don't like your pants. Take them off."

"We might have to huddle for warmth."

"Turns out, our parents/family/whatever arranged for us to get married."

"Satanism isn't all that bad."

"I'm a pagan, suck it up and move on."

"Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it."

"I' trying to flirt."

"I'm kinda drunk."

"____ stole my vodka."

"Call me Batman."

"Be the Batman to my Joker?"

"I'm trying to tell you I want to have a homoerotic relationship with you."

"I will go done with this ship."

“If I was going to empty that clip into you… I’d take the weapon, not ask.“she said. “But they pay you to be a party pooper I guess. Booooring.“ The blonde curled her hair around one of her fingers. “What am I supposed to call you? Flag? The patriotic name is kinda cheezy, how about Dick?“

&   color TRAVELS, scarlet flushing pallid cheeks.  as if she already LABELED as “ stoner, and a QUICK shake follows, brow turned in CONCERN.     ❛       n - n - no, GOSH, it’s – it’s just … some - something p - people did in COLLEGE.   i d - do - don’t a - anymore !      ❜    before a “ TRANSFORMATION memory is blurred, but recent adventures such as school on a few years before is present. the faces of old friends BARELY carries, as if somethingone BLOCKS them from reaching recollection. the last thing she wants is to place a NEGATIVE connotation within the mind of the seemingly ONLY SANE around.   ❛       i - i - i - i’m GOOD, i sw - swear …         ❜ yet within, she is no longer talking about the weed.