Rick Sanchez Smut

You hiss as the cool air makes contact with your cock. It was a sad state of affairs when the only bathroom at the bar was taken up by some obnoxious assholes who didn’t even have the decency to get a motel room. The warmth of your piss lets off a little steam and you sigh in relief, there was something strangely soothing about peeing in an alley. Just as you’re finished giving yourself a few shakes there’s a sudden burst from the back door to the bar that startles you. It's almost enough to get you to step in the puddle of your own making.

Rick had been feeling emasculated lately. Ever since his stupid ass family picked fucking Jerry over him he felt like the butt monkey. His only two moods when he got plastered was fight or fuck, and this particular saturday night he wasn’t having luck with either. After trying to pick yet another fight with the bartender he was promptly thrown out, carelessly into the bitter night. You’re frozen to the spot, with your shriveled dick in your hand as you see a roughed up and bloodied older man cursing and violently kicking the back door. “Let me back in I d-didn’t...i didnt e-even get my dick wet!”

You’re about to put yourself away when he spots you. Before you even have a chance to think he lunges at you and pins you to the opposite wall, the force of it knocks the wind out of you. “And where the fuck do you think y-youre going huh? You wanna fucking go? I’ll turn you inside out then portal you into a lake of fire pal!” He leans forward and the warmth of his lithe body is strangely incredibly good on your cock and you bite your lip as you feel the soft fabric of his shirt rub against the head.

“Hey man I’m not tryin to start anything I was just taking a leak.” This causes Rick to frown and look down between you, the warmth and friction along with the adrenaline of a possible fight has you half hard already.

He looks dazed and it takes him a moment to realize that you’re exposed. Immediately his expression shifts into a predatory one. He’s quick to sink to his knees and he grabs the base of your cock and looks up at you while licking his lips. “Ever face fucked a stranger in an alley before?”

“Uh….”

Before you have a chance to answer you feel his hot mouth engulf you and you gasp. “Oh god!” You groan deeply, it was such a relief from the cold and you can feel yourself swell too full length as he works up and down your shaft, hot tongue swirling and teasing all the sweet spots. It seemed like he'd been around the block more than a couple times.

Without thinking too much about it you tangle your fingers through his cyan hair and he moans, throat rumbling in appreciation. He accepts it as a challenge and he buries your cock down to the hilt, his warm breath nuzzling against your pubes. Your breath catches and you almost feel your knees buckle from the sheer ecstasy of it all. You buck into his willing mouth and he grabs your hips to encourage you and soon your pumping in and out. The slick sloppy sounds of him slurping and sucking and choking on your cock fills the alley and you can feel yourself getting close.

Rick senses this and he harshly grabs the base of your cock which makes you whimper. He pulls away with a loud pop. A violent shiver whips throughout your body as the arctic air hits your dripping cock. “Turn around.” He commands and you’re quick to comply, eagerly shoving your pants down just enough so he has access to your ass. He spreads you apart and appreciates the view for just a moment before leaning in.

Doing this again made him feel like a god, making some nameless dude in a back alley confused and horny and a slave to his desires awoken that dangerous part of him. The toxic one that believed he could do whatever the fuck he wanted since he was invincible. He teases you by giving you achingly slow languid licks across your twitching hole. The soft ring of muscle is no match for his eager tongue and soon he points the pliant muscle and dives in. It’s so incredibly lewd that you can't help but bite your lip and stifle a soft moan. Thank god he can't see you blushing so hard.

As he works your hole, Rick reaches down and palms himself through his slacks to make sure his soldier was at full attention. He stands up and you can hear his belt buckle coming undone. You feel him rubbing himself against your hole and greedily giving your ass a few harsh squeezes. As he does so you can feel him pouring a generous amount of freezing cold lube on where he’s lightly pressing against. “Just call me your d-dentist because I’m about to g-g-give your ass a filling.” Before you have a chance to turn around and tell him how stupid that sounds he pushes forward, managing to slide his bulbous head in with little resistance.

“Fuck!” You pant and groan. Its impossibly too much and not enough at the same time. The man leans back so he can admire his handiwork and he manages to slip in inch by agonizing inch. “Yeeeeeeaaaah that’s it take it you little slut.” You blush at that yet again and all you can manage is to be a twitching and moaning mess. “So...good…” With that Rick smirks before he starts to thrust, its deep and harsh and at that perfect angle to drive you insane.

He's quick to fuck you, his pace is meticulous and measured to make you feel oh so good. His bony fingers dig into your hips and you need to place your palms flat on the rough brick wall in front of you for purchase. “I’m gonna cum!” you manage in a feeble voice. Rick grunts in acknowledgement and he reaches around to give your throbbing cock a few quick harsh tugs. That's all you need, with a deep gasp you cum, the liquid spilling all over Rick's fingers. He leans forward and shoves his fingers into your mouth, making you lick the quickly cooling liquid off. “Thats it, such a good dirty slut. You’re gonna….eughh...make me fucking cum. Y-you want it inside you little bitch.” You frantically nod as your poor overused body complies to his whims.

With a few more harsh muttered profanities he cums, punctuating it with a few more thrusts. “Yeah! Fucking take it!”, he snarls as you feel his white hot cum being pumped into you.