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kid is when you idolize eminem,.,..... adultship is when slim shadey makes more sense....

ran over a dog today. 2 actually. Well, 5 if you count the strays. Going out again in a few minutes. Xoxo

commenting "thanks for the invite" under every single post my friends make about their 4th parties

wearing black to hide sweat but wearing black makes more sweat. One of life's little wonders.

computer, show me images of sonic the hedgehog

they call me BottleCap Murphy on account of the thousands - nay - dozens of bottlecaps I consume

some people say i have delusions of grandeur. To those people, i say this: get the hell out of my presidential office!

these days you can't even shovel handfuls of oats into your gullet, because of wokeness

I'm what those in the medical community call a fucking winner.