melancholic drowned-zombie

someone save her (shes gonna throw an ooma at them soon)

I have no dignity…

D’ast: Kree equivalent of “Damn”, Peter Quill used it a lot when DnA were writing him and you can hear Rocket say it in the GotG movie. Ways you can use the word “Awww D’ast” “That d’ast idiot”.

Flark: This was introduced by PAD in his Future Imperfect arc from his Hulk series and he later had it in his Captain Marvel series. DnA took it and used it in their GotG run. It works kind of like how the word Fuck does. It’s also as versatile meaning you can use Flark as a verb, a noun, an adjective, an interjection, or an adverb. Both Rich and Sam have used Flark in their vocab despite being Terrans (all that time they’ve been into space I guess).

Krutarck: Introduced by Bendis, works pretty much like Flark although it doesn’t flow as good as Flark (Like Krutarcked, Krutarcking, Krutarcker, sound awful). Sometimes Bendis spells it as Krutark.

Flarknard: Introduced by Bendis. This one confuses me because Bendis uses it as a noun but at the same time in an issue of Guardians-Team Up he has a sentence that goes like this “If they have a gloforg scanner on board we are totally and completely flarknard” So I guess it also means “Fucked”? Why not just use Flark then? I have no idea what gloforg is because Bendis would make up new slang and then ditch it (he stuck by Krutarck tho). I think Abnett uses it as a noun in Secret Wars: Korvac Saga so I would treat it that way.

Grozit: Introduced by PAD in his Captain Marvel run and often said by Genis. PAD also had a character called Catalina from the Nick show Space Cases say this expletive.

Both Catalina and Genis are from Saturn’s moon Titan which makes me think this swear word is native to that place (meaning Thanos would know it and possibly use it as well since he’s from Titan). All in all it’s the Titan equivalent of Damn.

Shlag: Phalanx controlled Richard Rider refers to Ko-Rel as “Kree Shlag” to which she responds “That’s Stellar Captain Kree Shlag to you!” Drax has used the expression “Son of a Shlag” It’s pretty self explanatory what that word means. It also seems like it’s a Kree word.

Son of a Sch'mag: This expression was used by Kl'lrtt he Super Skrull in his Annihilation mini. Again it’s pretty self explanatory what Sch'mag is. It also seems to be the Skrull version of Shlag.

Dink: An insult and it seems like it’s the equivalent of calling someone a newbie or an amateur. Pyo, a Nova Rigellian, refers to Rich as a dink in Annihilation Prologue.

In Guardians 3000 Abnett gave the original future Guardians their own slang and some of their own curse word variants to space curse words.

Maxiflark: When a situation goes FUBAR levels of bad they use this word. e.g. “This is a total Maxiflark” “Oh Maxiflark! How did this happen?” Despite having Flark in it it’s not exactly like Flark because the future Guardians still use Flark and I don’t think I’ve ever hear them call someone a “Maxiflarker”

Dinkwaft: Future variant of Dink. Guardians 3000 Major Victory refers to the present Guardians as a “bunch of dinkwafts”

Garked: “It got garked!” “We garked ‘em just in time.” I’m guessing it’s Fucked or Screwed.

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