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”in the ocean by now. i’m sure the fishes are feedin’ just fine.”

“that fucker asked for it.”

”CHARLIE AIN’T MY CRUSH! he’s friend and roommate! what’s with everyone assumin’ otherwise? it’s never been that way with us!”

“eh? we see each other naked all the time. there’s only one bathroom, so sometimes it ends up happenin’ on accident.”

shoots anon point blank. there is only so much slander riccardo can take in a day. charlie won’t be pleased with the amount of blood he’s covered in, but nothing a bath couldn’t fix.

”SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DUSTY OL’ ROCK! how about i finally shove my gun up your ass?! since you wanna be a wise guy!!! pickin’ fights with me for NO reason AGAIN.”

riccardo can tell there was something off with the ace of hearts, but he rather not bring attention to it. otherwise he thinks he’ll get yelled at.

"charlie ain't here. what your damn obsession with him and our business anyway? you sent here to spy on us? just turn around and walk away."

"unless you wanna end up dead at the bottom of the ocean, shut your mouth."

"GET OUTTA HERE YOU DAMN PEEPIN' TOM!!"

"the only dog here is you! and i ain't edgy! just because you don't know how to use a gun or any weapon for that matter!"

“huh… greetings there. at this point in time, everythin’ is as good as it can be. the finale was a long time comin’.”